Incredibly Important Poll: What is your favorite cracker?

What is your favorite cracker?


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JEFF420

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depends on the application....

chili - saltines
xmas - club

healthy fall - triscuits
sluty fall - chicken n a biscuit
 
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cytor

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I have a good joke about crackers, but it's a bit racy.... I should leave it off the forums. I'll be happy to repeat it at my tailgate this fall!
 

JP4CY

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Townhouse pretzel crackers > Townhouse regular crackers.

I think Townhouse vs Ritz is like Coke and Pepsi.

I grew up in Townhouse/Pepsi house, wife grew up in Ritz/Coke.
 

VeloClone

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Cracked pepper and olive oil Triscuits baked with shredded mozzerella and a cherry tomato slice on top; add a basil leaf and you have a great munchable to go with your Friday night home movie popcorn.
 

VeloClone

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To answer the question asked: I am a man who believes that variety is the spice of life. Why do we have to have just one.

For most creamy soups, tomato soup, and chili I prefer crushed saltines but will settle for oyster crackers.
For potato soup or oyster stew I prefer oyster crackers but saltines will do.
I prefer a ritz, club, or townhouse for most meat and cheese tray type stuff or pickled herring.
For the port wine cheese spread it is best on a wheat thin.
Those hexagonal multigrain crackers for hummus.
Gotta be a ritz for the chocolate dipped peanut butter sandwich treats. For some reason they have to be round.
I'll snack on others randomly like the white cheddar cheezits or the spicy jalapeno snap'd (where did they go?)

I'm sure I am forgetting something important.
 

OscarBerkshire

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saltines because I am a grown man. if you're eating flavored crackers you're a child. just eat chips, they're far superior.

I will accept Ritz as an answer as well as they are mostly flavor neutral.

saltine with some nice cheese and/or jam is amazing. crackers aren't supposed to be the star of the show.