I officially hate my neighbor 3 houses down

[JP4CY]

before I go through this did whole thread, did Yoda post any party pics of his wife?

Not a chance.

Good choice.

I was waiting for this response from 21, it came quick. (That's what she said)

 

[Rogue52]

I personally think you're getting excited over nothing here.

 

[MLawrence]

I like all of the self-reporting of "hot" wives.

 

[Cyclonesrule91]

Have your wife make him a pan of chocolate cake and load it up with enough exlax so he don't get more then 5' away from crapper for the next 48 hours. Deliver it to him as a couple and be nice but brief.

If that don't make the point, nothing will.

 

[IowaStateClones]

I like all of the self-reporting of "hot" wives.

:yes::biglaugh:

 

[benjay]

I like all of the self-reporting of "hot" wives.

indeed. pics or it didn't happen

 

[CycloneYoda]

I personally think you're getting excited over nothing here.

I don't think the term "excited" applies here. I was giving the dude some benefit of doubt, of course, until I saw he has his own ice-chipper. Now it has become quite clear what he really wants.

 

[CycloneYoda]

To the people who need pics for proof: It is not my fault, or problem, that you married an ugly girl. That was your choice, not mine.

 

[Tarbox]

I married up big time & have a hot wife. I was not typically the super-jealous/super-protective boyfriend, but once I hurt an individual who I thought stepped over the line. My wife (GF @ the time) was very angry with the way I responded that time.
Since, I always played it cool, even though stuff happened all of the time. To me, my it is occurring more frequently. I believe because my wife is like fine wine, & becoming more attractive as time passes. Meanwhile, my neck & head get fatter & thicker...
Well, I digress. Earlier this year, my wife was talking with her friends & I overhear her say to them how I've become a wuss as I did nothing the last time some guy grabbed her ***** while we were out. I did not let her know I heard the conversation, but I do know that I must not have seen the incident, because I would have responded to an ***** grab.
Needless to say, it wasn't long (in fact, our next time out after the conversation, & we do not go 'out' too much anymore) & eyes were oogling & comments were made. So, I grabbed the dude by the shirt collar with both hands, lifted him up out of his seat, pinned him against the wall & said calmly, "Loose lips sink ships" & stared him down until he said something (which ended up some with some fumbling apology).
Wife acted angry again like in the past, but our action later that night was they best in a long time, if you get my drift.

Sorry for the long story, but to sum up, do not ignore this loser, let him know where you stand with him, whether it is with your actions, words, or both, & take care of most of it without input from your wife. Don't hide anything from her, but if the moment occurs where you can confront this dude while she's not there, go for it & tell her what you did later.

I'm trying to figure out what plural five letter word for a private part starts with a vowel...


Areol....nope
unde....nope
arse.....nope
udder?
Ovary?

 

[Cyclonesrule91]

I'm trying to figure out what plural five letter word for a private part starts with a vowel...


Areol....nope
unde....nope
arse.....nope
udder?
Ovary?

Boobs silly......:twitcy:

 

[Tarbox]

Boobs silly......:twitcy:

...an boobs grab...?

Nope...I don't think it's that.

 

[ThatllDoCy]

I think your instincts are right. Sit down with him man to man and lay it out for him. If friends are what he is looking for, following married women and lying to their husbands about borrowing tools is not an effective strategy. Tell him to join a club of some sort and meet available women. You probably won't have to beat him.

 

[JP4CY]

I'm trying to figure out what plural five letter word for a private part starts with a vowel...


Areol....nope
unde....nope
arse.....nope
udder?
Ovary?

Sounds like the Seinfeld scenario of Mulva, Bovaries, Deloris, etc...

 

[CloneFan4]

I think your instincts are right. Sit down with him man to man and lay it out for him. If friends are what he is looking for, following married women and lying to their husbands about borrowing tools is not an effective strategy. Tell him to join a club of some sort and meet available women. You probably won't have to beat him.

I agree with this. I also think this is a VERY serious situation. Many rapists/murderers had something tragic happen in their life before raping/killing people. I may be a little paranoid but I am not trusting of any strangers.

 

[simply1]

I'll post the pic my wife sent me over lunch as proof.




confused:confused:

 

[Tarbox]

...some guy grabbed her ***** while we were out.

...I would have responded to an ***** grab.

VOWELS!...ish...

Purdue OWL: Articles: A versus An

 

[clone26]

VOWELS!...ish...

Purdue OWL: Articles: A versus An

How do we know that the poster doesn't know how and when to use indefinite articles?

 

[Cyclonestate78]

All I know is the guy leaves his garage open on a regular basis. If I see an ice-chipper in there, then I will share some words. Until then, I'm going to treat him like a lonely loony that is having lapses in judgement due to depression and too much homemade wine.

Nothing to worry about here. He probably just wants your wife to be his new bestfriend and help him pick out the new colors for his bathroom or some new fabric for his drapes. Obviously the divorce has rocked him to the point that he is now playing for the other team if you know what I mean but that is just a guess. If you want actual confirmation on his "orientation" just ask any hok fan what they think as they are experts in that field. :biglaugh::biglaugh:

 

[247cy]

Glad to see the 'get-off-my-lawn-dog-story' guy took a break from his normal routine.

 

[CycloneYoda]

I'll post the pic my wife sent me over lunch as proof.

She sent it to you also, huh? :smile: