McConaughy is an easy target for some light humor. Maybe start off with alright, alright, alright
You probably want to stay away from clock tower jokes too.I can't decide if Austin is the only place in Texas currently that you Shouldn't tell this joke, or if it is the only place in Texas that you should tell this joke. Probably better to stay away from any wall take in general haha
Who the eff ever thought college baseball was relevant?
Just like several midwest states have wrestling as a big draw, but there aren't many delusions that it is anywhere near as relevant as football and basketball as the linked information seems to indicate for baseball.People in the south. It's why the UT baseball stadium which now has a seating capacity near 7000, was renovated some years ago to add more seating. Meanwhile the new UT basketball area will be dropping its seating capacity from 16,000 to 10,000...
Make a joke about how Texas wants the wall to built on the Oklahoma border!
Talk about the wall. Everybody's lighthearted and open-minded about that topic.
Who the eff ever thought college baseball was relevant?
Just like several midwest states have wrestling as a big draw, but there aren't many delusions that it is anywhere near as relevant as football and basketball as the linked information seems to indicate for baseball.