Harrison Ford in a Plane Crash

[BoxsterCy]

Whar Anne Heche (sp?)

Robin: I've flown with you twice and you've crashed half the time.

 

[klamath632]

They spoke to a Witness, she said he lost both his legs in the crash, he might become a Blade Runner.

 

[ISUKyro]

Indiana Jones could fly, just never learned how to land.

Also, Sean Connery was with him but shot the tail off.

"I didn't know you could fly?!"

"Fly, yes. Land, no"

 

[Fishhead]

Not surprised he crashed his plane, pretty sure that guy is going crazy.

how dare you sir!!!

 

[alarson]

Indiana Jones could fly, just never learned how to land.

Also, Sean Connery was with him but shot the tail off.

I'm sorry, they got us

[video=youtube;rUHZZwuybiY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUHZZwuybiY[/video]

 

[baller21]

heard he was flying solo and shouting "look mom, no hans!".

 

[Colossus]

When I was in school, in the early 2000s Harrison Ford once flew into Ames on his personal plane and ate at Hickory park. I knew some people that worked there, they shut off a whole section for him. True story. Sorry this isn't a dumb joke.

 

[wxman1]

I'm not pilot but it looks like he crashed that thing really well. Like he knew what he was doing.

He did a great job getting it down. Mr. Ford is an excellent pilot and was a long time president of EAA's Young Eagles.

 

[tejasclone]

I'm sure they've got their top men working on him right now. Top. Men.

 

[tejasclone]

 

[BoxsterCy]

 

[jdoggivjc]

I hear Mac Tannen broke the story (before he turned into a were-hyena)...

 

[stormchaser2014]

If this was sabotage, good thing he is alive because we would be looking at a Hollywood homicide

 

[HFCS]

I was working at Outback Steakhouse in Sioux City back home from ISU one summer when he had plane trouble and landed near there. It was freaking mind blowing for Indiana Jones to walk unannounced into a chain restaurant in Sioux City. Was '00 or '99.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Peter Mayhew, Chewbacca opposite Ford's Han Solo in the Star Wars films, tweeted today after his buddy's condition was reported to be less dire than originally thought: "From Critical > Severe > Moderate > Fair in the span of an hour. Is #HarrisonFord Han Solo or Wolverine? #NeverTellMeTheOdds."

 

[VeloClone]

I'm sorry, they got us

[video=youtube;rUHZZwuybiY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUHZZwuybiY[/video]

This was my first thought. Well done.

 

[NorthCyd]

While hilarious, this may go down as the corniest thread ever on CF. For my contribution...apparently he needs to work on flying casual.

 

[CySmurf]

Was he flying HANS SOLO?
Would have been better to have a co-pilot.

 

[cydsho]

That's what happens when you try to make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.

 

[Cyclonepride]

That's what happens when you try to make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.

There's no Cessna alive that can do that.