Simple solution don't open said thread. You might have a hard time grasping that idea though. And when has anything posted on a message board been productive?
I'm sorry, what?
I don't open cave threads...my problem is that I opened this one to see what a TTU fan had to say and then end up wading thru a 3 page argument about whether Iowa will beat Purdue, or Purdue and Michigan.
I'll be the guy arguing 'don't open the thread'...when someone says something like "why are we complaining about Messingham" in a thread with Messingham in the title. But when a thread about an upcoming game vs a conference opponent turns into a discussion of Iowa's chances of going 5-7 vs. 7-5 and it's not even closely related to the topic...yeah, that's worth ******** about.
As for a message board being productive...sometimes it's relevant and topical...or at least not pathetically obsessed...you might have a hard time grasping that, though.