I was on medical leave recently from work, and during the time, I feel like I existed on banana chips and goat cheese (not together). I was mentioning this to a friend, and realized that this was one of the more adult sentences I've ever said, as I apparently sort of generally made the decision not to really do the "adult" thing sometime long ago. What things do you do or eat or say that betray the fact that you are, against whatever your wishes may be, are indeed an adult? Do you have strong opinions on laundry detergent? Have you yelled at kids for riding skateboards on your sidewalk? Do you eat hummus?