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"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world... she walks into mine."

- Rick (Casablanca)

"I'll make it"

- Jimmy Chitwood (Hoosiers)

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c***... me."

- Brick Top (Snatch)
 
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One of many great exchanges in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. 1975


The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club] Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.
 
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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the he** else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK."
Taxi Driver

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Big Trouble in Little China
 
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Surprised no one has said Top Gun lines:

It was about 2 meters.
More like 1.5. I've got a great polaroid.
And what were you doing inverted with a Mig-28?
*clear throat* Communicating?!
Communicating?
Keeping up foreign relations. Giving him the bird.
........
You know, the finger!
Yes, I know the finger Goose.
I'm, I'm sorry. I hate it when that happens.
(pause)
So you're the one?!
Yes, ma'am.

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And then The Big Lebowsky
You got the wrong dude! I'm the Dude!
 
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AH HA, AH HA....its a clinkerrrrerr!!! That blasted furnace dag gammit!!

~Christmas Story
 
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Blues Brothers when they go inside Bob's Country Bunker and pretend to be the band The Good Ole Boys:

Elwood: "What kind of music do you usually have here?"
Claire:"Oh, we got both kinds. We got country AND western."
I also love the quotes from Pedro Cerrano & Eddie Harris about Jesus Christ not helping Pedro hit a curve ball in the movie Major League (see travman23, post#28)

 
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Big Lebowski has some of the best quotes ever

"I told those f***s down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!" - Walter Sobchak

"The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals." -The Stranger


Any quote in Caddyshack

"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?"....looks at Judge Smails
"Oh, it looks good on you though." - Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield)

"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity." - Al Czervik

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!" - Carl Spackler (Bill Murray)

And the greatest movie quote of all time...
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." - Carl Spackler
 
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vaguely(sp)? went through the others but... here we go...
i did absolutely nothing, and it was everything i thought it would be! (office space)
 
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Many from Blazing Saddles, but especially...

Madeline Kahn (in a darkened room to Clevon Little): Tell me Schottzie, is it true what they say about you people being gifted?

Unzipping noise...

Madeline Kahn: Oh, it's twue, it's twue!
 
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What about Kingpin?
I love that movie. It makes me laugh and gives me the creeps.

How about the landlady?
"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger."

"Ten frames? That's for Quakers."

Too many to mention.
 
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"Put... the bunny... back... in the... box."

-Con Air


EDIT: I thought the title of the thread read "worst movie line" :laugh8kb:
 
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Big Lebowski: "life does not stop and start at your convenience, YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF SH*T" Walter to Donny

"Obviously you are not a golfer" the Dude

"you want a toe? I'll get you a toe, believe there are ways..." Walter

Caddyshack:
"So Ty, if you don't keep score, how do you measure yourself against other golfers?" Judge Smails
"By height" Ty Webb

"What about my asthma?" Spalding
"I'll give you asthma!" Judge Smails

Borat:
"See, in America, women choose who they have sex with." Driving Instructor
"Whaaat!?!?!?!" Borat Sagdiyev

"Whats up wit it, Vaneeela Face?" Borat Sagdiyev

"In my country, we would go crazy for these two... Not so much her" Borat Sagdiyev
 
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