I would be interested in hearing more on Fran's player development successes at Iowa.
1. Must be aware of signs that the FranCon stage maybe changing to the next level.
2. Break clipboards with only one slam to the floor.
3. Outrun officials to their lockers so you can yell, "Cheating Motherf$ckers" at them once they get there.
4. Yell, "F$ck!" on national TV so your parents can see how good of a communicator you are.
5. Always compliment Marge on her looks and what she is wearing at every practice.
6. Attempt to run through 3 or more players to get to the refs.
7. Determine how long you can hold your breathe to achieve redness level of Fran's face when he is agitated.
8. Berate media after a game.
9. Have ability to negotiate playing time as well as Fran has for negotiating contracts.
10. Be able to suspend the announcer when they say something negative about you.
11. Hire a felon to help coach you.