Had three people in the last 48 hours come into the ED with a random object stuck up their butt.
PSA: if you’re going to stick something up your butt please make sure the object has a wider base so you don’t have a very embarrassing visit and one large bill.
That’s not fair. When you accidentally sit on something while randomly buck nekkid, you can’t know that the width of the base of the object. It’s just random luck of whether or not you’ll be able to get it out.