That’s not fair. When you accidentally sit on something while randomly buck nekkid, you can’t know that the width of the base of the object. It’s just random luck of whether or not you’ll be able to get it out.
Dumbest thing you dealt with today?
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That’s not fair. When you accidentally sit on something while randomly buck nekkid, you can’t know that the width of the base of the object. It’s just random luck of whether or not you’ll be able to get it out.
This wasn't me but the gf. She is a vet tech. I am not making this up.
A few weeks ago, a super nice older lady came in with her puppy for just regular puppy checks, shots, etc. Happy jumpy friendly little guy. As they are talking, lady says "oh yes he is just so wonderful and friendly! And he has the cutest little outie belly button and just loves it when I give him kisses on it!"
It was a male puppy. It was not his cute belly button.
She and another gal had to leave the room, somewhere between mortified and overcome with laughter. They were like "how are we gonna tell this sweet old lady she's been fellating her puppy? and WHO is gonna do it?" They got a few others involved, and decided to make the vet deliver the news.
A few weeks ago, a super nice older lady came in with her puppy for just regular puppy checks, shots, etc. Happy jumpy friendly little guy. As they are talking, lady says "oh yes he is just so wonderful and friendly! And he has the cutest little outie belly button and just loves it when I give him kisses on it!"
It was a male puppy. It was not his cute belly button.
She and another gal had to leave the room, somewhere between mortified and overcome with laughter. They were like "how are we gonna tell this sweet old lady she's been fellating her puppy? and WHO is gonna do it?" They got a few others involved, and decided to make the vet deliver the news.
Without a base, without a trace.
"Butt" what if I fall a lot? good lord I'm a child when it comes to body humor. maybe the idiot I'm dealing with is in the mirror haha.
Super tired of all the Iowa WBB, CC talk. Its all they can talk about. You CANNOT get them to change gears to MBB or FB or anything else.
Super tired of hearing people climax their way thru "women's game had more viewers than any of the men's games! uhh hhuhhhhhhhu hhhuuhhhgghgshhhhh!"
Who says it mine? I have a key to JPs house. I just need to go up to his nightstand.
Being told to push the limits mechanically of or equipment by the manager who hasn’t operated any of the equipment in 5 plus years so that I have to work harder to un mess up everything while trying to do something totally dump. Aka trying to push soaking wet beans threw the process
A recip that decided to calve in a ******* swamp and then went ahead and pushed her uterus out in the mud hole.
Printer in one of our office locations needed a new drum kit. Approx $70 cost. IT manager says the IT department no longer supports company printers that are not leased. He claims they can get a new, leased printer instead. I said "what if the printer needed more ink? Would you replace that printer?" He says "of course, unless they buy the ink themselves"
I then placed an order for a new drum kit and rolled my eyes
I then placed an order for a new drum kit and rolled my eyes
Getting yelled at by a long term client because she was charged for a quarter of coverage rather than 3 months.
which one of you took it in the grundle?
