CyHawk Hot Takes

[Cyclones8824]

No receiver has more than 50 yards

 

[CyGuy5]

Since everyone expects the game to be low scoring, it’ll be a shootout.

 

[Gonzo]

two Iowa fans caught having sex in the bathroom. they don't know each other and both go back to their wives.

Now that's funny.

A+

 

[keepngoal]

Now that's funny.

A+

Interested in placing a bet again this year?

 

[Gonzo]

Interested in placing a bet again this year?

 

[Drew0311]

We don’t tackle our punt returner

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I don't swear or drink for the entire game.

 

[Malty Flannel]

Hot take: this game is Becht’s version of freshman Purdy vs OSU. ISU rolls. Wins something like 31-17 behind 3 Becht TD passes and 1 rushing

 

[HFCS]

BG is a badass. Hope they give her the full-time gig after interim.

the bar is pretty low for her in terms of following up this game in a respectful manner

 

[Gonzo]

the bar is pretty low for her in terms of following up this game in a respectful manner

I think the bar is pretty low in most aspects of taking over as Iowa AD. She's very accomplished and very smart. I'm a fan.

 

[Clone Head]

Iowa scores a TD in the closing seconds to knot the score at 23. Brian Ferentz calls for a 2 point conversion to meet his contract bonus for 25 points, Iowa State intercepts the attempt and runs it back for 2 points and wins 25-23.

 

[Peter]

Dominique Orange will abuse the Iowa offensive line, physically, mentally, and spiritually.

 

[Cloneon]

Due to the budget deficit, Ferentz has to rely on a last minute donation from an alumni for a hotel. But, unfortunately, that came around 2:00 in the morning and Ferentz overslept. Luckily his son rolled over and hit his Dad in the head just in time to make the game. Didn't matter as ISU took care of business.

 

[Cyhig]

Leading receivers for each team will be tight ends (yards and catches).

Will be one of the most boring games in all of CFB for the entire season, yet the game will still last 3.5 hours because of commercials, causing fans in the Sukup EZ to pass out from alcohol poisoning

Our punter is better than their punter

Our FG kicker is better than their FG picker

Final: 9-6

 

[ISUKyro]

Caitlin Clark gets too drunk in the stands. Gets on the big screen and a fan pulls down her shorts.

CC on the screen: Finkle is Einhorn.
Caitlin's 'boyfriend' pukes for the next 15 mins.

 

[madguy30]

Hot take: this game is Becht’s version of freshman Purdy vs OSU. ISU rolls. Wins something like 31-17 behind 3 Becht TD passes and 1 rushing

Semantics but wouldn't Iowa having film on Becht not make it a comparison?


I'd be ok with a 2018 WV type game though.

 

[qwerty]

Semantics but wouldn't Iowa having film on Becht not make it a comparison?

I'd be ok with a 2018 WV type game though.

but most of that film is handing off the ball. Once lead was established, offense was pretty throttled back.

 

[JP4CY]

Who would that be? Norton was a running QB in high school right? We all know Easton Dean was a QB.

Can also be special teams.

 

[jcyclonee]

Half-time entertainment is Jorbo vs Niang in a steel cage match at the 50 yard line.

Half-time? I'm pretty sure that could be settled between quarters, maybe between plays.

 

[jcyclonee]

Iowa fans will act like @ssholes.