I thought this was going to be about the Hawkeye Football program. Of course, it's not too late for it to morph into that. The title does fit.
I had to get clear to the end of this before I realized that "a fudge bar" wasn't a euphemism for his bowel's handiwork.Thread reminds me of a time when I was younger at my grandparents. Finished a fudge bar and there was too many people in the kitchen blocking the garbage so I threw the stick in the toilet and flushed. Did not end well but no one knew it was me. Crisis avoided for me