Clogged Toilet

[SpokaneCY]

Had the same issue but it was a toothbrush.

Sssoooooo - did the toothbrush pass from mouth to bowl or was there manual intervention?

 

[SpokaneCY]

That way, my @ss doesn’t get chapped and I can spend 20 straight minutes deep in CF.

And aroma.

 

[NATEizKING]

Thread reminds me of a time when I was younger at my grandparents. Finished a fudge bar and there was too many people in the kitchen blocking the garbage so I threw the stick in the toilet and flushed. Did not end well but no one knew it was me. Crisis avoided for me

 

[DarkStar]

I thought this was going to be about the Hawkeye Football program. Of course, it's not too late for it to morph into that. The title does fit.

 

[SCyclone]

For @Fitzy............

 

[Orville Tootenbacher]

Well everything is okay now. It was the master bathroom though, so had to sleep in a different room last night since it smelled like a skunk made love to a turd.

 

[VeloClone]

Thread reminds me of a time when I was younger at my grandparents. Finished a fudge bar and there was too many people in the kitchen blocking the garbage so I threw the stick in the toilet and flushed. Did not end well but no one knew it was me. Crisis avoided for me

I had to get clear to the end of this before I realized that "a fudge bar" wasn't a euphemism for his bowel's handiwork.

 

[drlove]

 

[aeroclone]

I flush as soon as the kids jump in the pool. I then read CF for 10 minutes then wipe and flush again then spend another 10 minutes on CF.

This is proper technique right here.

 

[VeloClone]

This is proper technique right here.

I don't think you want to let that **** dry on there for very long. Like I often say after someone deals a rather juicy sounding fart, "That's gonna itch when it dries."

 

[CYEATHAWK]

put dish soap and hot water in the bowl, let sit for at least 15 minutes. If bowl is empty after 15 minutes fill back up with water and plunge away.

Spoken like a true veteran.

 

[dafarmer]

M 80s will probably work

 

[ISUKyro]

Invite a hawk fan over and tell them the seat is KF bum.
They'll suck the **** right out for you.

 

[JM4CY]

Invite a hawk fan over and tell them the seat is KF bum.
They'll suck the **** right out for you.

 

[Orville Tootenbacher]

Oh no. Damn this holiday.

 

[engineer_doug]

Same carpet?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Oh no. Damn this holiday.

Get a bidet.

 

[CySmurf]

Text Brian Ferentz. He has experience in these matters...

 

[aeroclone]

Oh no. Damn this holiday.

User name checks out.

 

[farm85]

Oh no. Damn this holiday.