Hi, my name is troy McKansas. You may remember me from such players as Danny Manning and Greg Ostertag....
Ned is not Catholic.
He belongs to the Western Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism, as do the Simpsons. Reverend Lovejoy is the officiant.
I love the SEC one, took me a few minutes to spot Vanderbilt.
Candidates for KU:
Frank Grimes--thinks he's superior, but he really just blows.
Grandpa Simpson--always talking about the glory days way back when ("we invented the game", "in my day we used a peach basket")
Nelson Muntz--acts like a bully to hide their own insecurities
Tall Guy--good at basketball, but likely sucks at everything else
Oh, well carry on.I know it's been here before.
I just wanted to type "Cletis, the Jayhawk Yokel."
Now I got to do it again.