a little something to get everyone pumped for thursday!

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well, you proved your point. Sorry to misinterpert your curiosity for anger. Funny part is several members (myself included) of our team are of italian descent, and none of us were even remotely aware of that. I guess we can make fun of ourselves, right? Anyways, monkey, thank you for the sarcastic accolades. If only your inquiries were true, then we would be the happiest men in Ames. We just thought being shirtless in the grass lots with our lovely old van on a sunday afternoon was funny, rather than some attempt to pimp ourselves to the ladies. Our only intent with this post was to throw up some pics of ISU fans goofing around, having fun at our favorite stomping grounds in anticipation of the season. Instead we are cast as "muffin-gangsta" (there is nothing "gangsta" about us or the van), anti-american racists. Wow.

no need to worry...I prattle about shirtless all of the time while mowing the grass, trimming the cherry blossoms, and fixing the gutters. if the neighbor ladies are really lucky....I extract carrots and radishes from the garden with nothing on but a sock...it's all in the cause of a laugh... however,... I do get tired of evading the police while attempting to get back to my own house
 

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Monkey, does Flea know about you and the sock? I think RHCP might have had that copywrighted. you know rock stars and their penchant for law suits (see Metallica). If the Chili Peppers stumbled onto this site, you might have more than the local police after you...
 

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no need to worry...I prattle about shirtless all of the time while mowing the grass, trimming the cherry blossoms, and fixing the gutters. if the neighbor ladies are really lucky....I extract carrots and radishes from the garden with nothing on but a sock...it's all in the cause of a laugh... however,... I do get tired of evading the police while attempting to get back to my own house

oh my goodness! that was you when I was driving down 86th street the other day!

how does a guy like this stay single? it amazes me.
 

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oh my goodness! that was you when I was driving down 86th street the other day!

how does a guy like this stay single? it amazes me.


two words...high-maintenance.....I'm a modern metro-sexual that demands all the proper pampering and treatments!.....get out the American Express card ladies!
 

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two words...high-maintenance.....I'm a modern metro-sexual that demands all the proper pampering and treatments!.....get out the American Express card ladies!

ok then. well, thanks for playing. i'll go back to finding a real man. one that i can pamper with love and affection, house cleaning and home cooked meals. you go ahead and get your mani and pedi and hair product...
 

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ok then. well, thanks for playing. i'll go back to finding a real man. one that i can pamper with love and affection, house cleaning and home cooked meals. you go ahead and get your mani and pedi and hair product...

Don't come crying to me later on when you tire of his smelly ways...and neandertholic groping of other women!....you wished upon a star for father christmas to deliver your prince charming??? well here I am with fined tuned nails and man-liner about the eyes accenting the green of my peepers...blam!
 

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Don't come crying to me later on when you tire of his smelly ways...and neandertholic groping of other women!....you wished upon a star for father christmas to deliver your prince charming??? well here I am with fined tuned nails and man-liner about the eyes accenting the green of my peepers...blam!

Ok, fine. *off come the gloves* You started this whole thing mentioning again your love for Nancy and Rosario. So, what is it gonna be? Do we have to get down to our skivvies and duke it out in a kiddie pool of cardinal jello? Should I have this arranged? I'm not afraid to do a little hair pulling to get you back.
 

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Wop IS an ethnic slur towards Italians. It stands for With Out Passport, when all of the Italians showed up at Ellis Island a lot of them had no papers. Either way the van is awesome and I can't wait to get to Ames for tailgating.
 

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yeah...it appears our fav drink was for some reason named after an ethnic slur. Anyways, like i said earlier, there are people on my tailgate team (self included) that have italian blood, and we were all oblivious (and still not offended). I'm mostly German, and laugh my a$$ off when someone calls me a kraut. I get the impression that most people here are not that offended (being as a person of italian (european) descent is not exactly considered minority status), and if you are, sorry, we were unaware. To us its just a drink. Go State!
 
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Ok, fine. *off come the gloves* You started this whole thing mentioning again your love for Nancy and Rosario. So, what is it gonna be? Do we have to get down to our skivvies and duke it out in a kiddie pool of cardinal jello? Should I have this arranged? I'm not afraid to do a little hair pulling to get you back.

Be careful not to bring down the thunder upon yourself! these continuous taunts will have me on the tarmac...re-fueling the C-130 myself..and I shall be parachuting upon your fox-hole in the dark of night....All you will have left is the fuzzy good feeling of being handled by well-manicured hands...and blotchy spank marks upon your backside
 

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Be careful not to bring down the thunder upon yourself! these continuous taunts will have me on the tarmac...re-fueling the C-130 myself..and I shall be parachuting upon your fox-hole in the dark of night....All you will have left is the fuzzy good feeling of being handled by well-manicured hands...and blotchy spank marks upon your backside

parachuting upon my fox-hole? interesting choice of words for a monkey.

whatever it takes to get this wedding back on and get nancy and rosario out of the picture...
 

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Could it be the verb is whop and the noun wop?

wow... someone is seriously offended we named a van after Pancho Villa. Christ, we didnt name it Osama Bin Laden. As far as "wop" being an ethnic slur, i have never heard it used as an ethnic slur. The drink got its name because it "wops" (ie knocks) you on your a$$. Some people just like to get pissy about everything don't they?

The senior english exam was the hardest test I had to pass. After being repeatedly pounded into my head by my wife (teacher) and boss (reports), however, it has come in handy.

Oops, forgot to capitalize the "w" in Wop.
 

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Hello there! New guy in the house!
Anyway, can we all get along?


no...we are weary board veterans that have no time to shelter and teach fresh bacteria that has just plopped into the pond....I would consider helpful tips toward your music collection if you prefer....have you heard of UB40? they are quite the upcoming musical group.
 
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