*** Official #18 IOWA STATE vs #13 Miami Pop-Tarts Bowl Game(Day) Thread ***

[HFCS]

The whole experience is very religious. Kind of like a mixture of the crucifixion and communion, but with more sugar.

 

[HFCS]

D**n it Amazon!!
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I know ISU fans can turn that 4* rating into a 5*.

 

[FerShizzle]

The whole experience is very religious. Kind of like a mixture of the crucifixion and communion, but with more sugar.

For me it is more like an AA meeting followed by a booze cruise.

 

[Clonefan94]

I can’t wait to see that displayed at the Jacobson Building. Hopefully they can install an outlet nearby

Perfect NIL $10 to toast your pop tart here game day.

 

[LeaningCy]

...and the fantastic coverage of the game continues...
Hey, you won. Let's spend five minutes on an effing poptart human sacrifice and not hear from the players or team.

ABC, you can kiss my ass.

I mean, Rocco got to personally execute a real live human being in a pastry costume. That has to count for something

 

[KnappShack]

 

[HFCS]

For me it is more like an AA meeting followed by a booze cruise.

I really want to interview some of the players about the structural integrity of that giant pop tart too.

It looks like the pastry is about a half inch thick and there's like several inches of the sugar goo under it, but no bottom side to the pie pastry.

Some of the various Cyclone podcasts need to find out. Jeff Woody seems like he could get to the bottom of it.

 

[Cyched]

I know bowl games have lost their luster…

But god damn, beating Miami was fun

 

[ribsnwhiskey]

LOLOLOL. Heft and Walter’s were your source?

GFY squawk.

 

[Clonefan94]

We’re an Eggo family.

Are you a Hawkeye fan?

 

[helechopper]

What does this make Rocco as a starter these past two seasons? 19-24? That’s pretty dang good.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I thought it was CMC’s choice. Maybe the announcer said it wrong.

I think they said Rocco chose it because it was Campbell's favorite.

 

[tolfbfan]

Their run game was predictably devastating. Definitely different, but not necessarily that much better for them if Ward stayed in?

Really?

 

[alarson]

I know bowl games have lost their luster…

But god damn, beating Miami was fun

The whole 'they don't matter' thing has gotten extremely overstated by our local media as a coping mechanism for our prior performances.

There's been a dip from prior years, but they still matter.

 

[FerShizzle]

Are you a Hawkeye fan?

Shut your ***** mouth!

 

[12191987]

Really?

Yeah, I’m reaching.

 

[demoncore1031]

Sh*tmart is out of cinnamon roll pop tarts so I scored a box of cookies n cream. I better eat one now before the kids find them.

 

[MLawrence]

 

[Clonefan94]

Do you think this meaningless bowl win gets us a top 20 pre-season ranking next year?

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Well I was already told tonight by tv announcers that Nebraska will be top 25 pre-season, so, why the **** not top 5?

 

[HFCS]

The whole 'they don't matter' thing has gotten extremely overstated by our local media as a coping mechanism for our prior performances.

There's been a dip from prior years, but they still matter.

Way over half the fans on here were pissed we played like crap against Memphis in one of our many road game bowls.

That alone is enough to prove these games 100% matter to ISU fans.

We can't have the entire board griping about playing poorly @ Memphis then not fully enjoy when we beat #13 Miami in the state of Florida.