Huggins might be in trouble, DUI is good, Bees are bad

[Clonefreeeek]

I'm SO wounded...
@Clonefreeeek thinks I'm dumb.


For the record, THAT is what sarcasm looks like.

You are so very superior. Is that what you are looking for?

"Honey guess what I did today??? I spent my morning telling a person he wasnt being sarcastic and then I showed him how to be sarcastic. Totally owned him, very productive morning"

 

[ImJustKCClone]

You are so very superior. Is that what you are looking for?

"Honey guess what I did today??? I spent my morning telling a person he wasnt being sarcastic and then I showed him how to be sarcastic. Totally owned him, very productive morning"

Now you're just trying too hard.

 

[Clonefreeeek]

Now you're just trying too hard.

why try anything if you arent willing to go above and beyond...

 

[baller21]

Yeah, I guess height might not matter as much as weight. I was just using a definition of about how I imagine the average male's size, given the 5 beers and driving your kid hypothetical.

https://moderation.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/bac_tables.pdf

According to this, I could take down 5 beers in an hour and be under the legal limit. I've drank 5 beers in an afternoon plenty. I'm not sure the last time I've had 5 in an hour, but it's been a long time.

5 Busch Lights maybe. 5 Hopslams and you’re definitely *********.

 

[madguy30]

5 Busch Lights maybe. 5 Hopslams and you’re definitely *********.

BL is still 4.01% so could likely still have an effect.

 

[baller21]

BL is still 4.01% so could likely still have an effect.

Absolutely. Would totally depend on your weight and amount of time it took you to consume them.

 

[madguy30]

Absolutely. Would totally depend on your weight and amount of time it took you to consume them.

And sometimes it's just other stuff.

Like I might have one beer and feel tipsy/buzzing even with food which is impaired and then have >6 watching a football game and hardly feel anything (even though I might still be well over .08).

 

[Clonefreeeek]

Absolutely. Would totally depend on your weight and amount of time it took you to consume them.

I think people under estimate how much hydration plays a roll in this as well.

 

[Soocity]

AA isnt some miracle cure and frankly I find it a waste of time. I would know I have done them all and been to rehab twice. It took my doc telling me I had 4 years to live, that did it for me. Everyones rock bottom is different. .2 is childs play for an alcoholic.

AA is not for everyone like religion isn't as well but it has helped many overcome the dreadful state of drunk and is better than every other method according to pe0ple who specialize in this.

 

[Jer]

I think people under estimate how much hydration plays a roll in this as well.

Not to mention medicines. I don’t drink but I have medicine that if I had 1 beer with it, I’d be high as ****. And with 26 other pills a day, I’m guessing other meds would have similar issues.

 

[baller21]

Not to mention medicines. I don’t drink but I have medicine that if I had 1 beer with it, I’d be high as ****. And with 26 other pills a day, I’m guessing other meds would have similar issues.

Medications will definitely affect how it hits, also slamming some beers after donating blood.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

If you had 5 beers throughout an afternoon you're almost guaranteed to be below the legal limit. It would take a 6'0" 200lbish man 5 beers in an hour to clear .08 and that's absolutely chugging them down.

Challenge accepted.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

Not to mention medicines. I don’t drink but I have medicine that if I had 1 beer with it, I’d be high as ****. And with 26 other pills a day, I’m guessing other meds would have similar issues.

Here's a shot of ole Brasky accidentally putting a few beers on top of some Tylenol with codeine when he got my wisdom teeth pulled...

 

[cycloner29]

So I looked at a thing on the “five beers” discussion, cause I thought I would be passed out and peeing all over myself, but it didn’t have a height factor, just weight and time. Does more height make it worse?

The chart I looked at seemed like if I drank three beers over two hours I would be near the .08 at 124 pounds. I haven’t drank that much since college when I weighed 10 pounds more.

So 5’9” and 125 pounds and old and don’t drink at all for about four years, I have to think five beers over 2-4 hours would put me into comatose range?

I did Edward Fortyhands a few years ago tailgating. Which is 80 oz of beer and I'm 6'2" and 230. I did it in like 25 minutes with a couple people who did it in less time than that. I'm not young by any means either. Never passed out, but once the floodgates open it's liked going to bathroom every 10 minutes or so. We did it 6 hours before game time so we made sure we were fine come game time. I was drinking a beer like 10 minutes after I finished. Couple other guys I did it with were fine too. It was Busch Light. Did it a quite a few years ago once and we did it with Colt 45. Malt liquor is a little more potent.

 

[CtownCyclone]

I did Edward Fortyhands a few years ago tailgating. Which is 80 oz of beer and I'm 6'2" and 230. I did it in like 25 minutes with a couple people who did it in less time than that. I'm not young by any means either. Never passed out, but once the floodgates open it's liked going to bathroom every 10 minutes or so. We did it 6 hours before game time so we made sure we were fine come game time. I was drinking a beer like 10 minutes after I finished. Couple other guys I did it with were fine too. It was Busch Light. Did it a quite a few years ago once and we did it with Colt 45. Malt liquor is a little more potent.

See, this is what should have transpired during the tree cutting saga.

 

[Al_4_State]

5 Busch Lights maybe. 5 Hopslams and you’re definitely *********.

Yeah they define a drink as a 4-5% beer. 5 Hopslams is the alcohol equivalent to damn near a 12 pack of Busch Light.

 

[t-noah]

I'm SO wounded...
@Clonefreeeek thinks I'm dumb.


For the record, THAT is what sarcasm looks like.

I believe that's a badge of honor. √

 

[JHUNSY]

Is this real life??

 

[8bitnes]

Is this real life??

Appears to be real, sports illustrated has an online article about it already

 

[Darius Bieber]

Rehab ain't going too well?