Applauding 3 sucker punches to the back of the head. Nice to see everyone on here approves of assault. Had that scumbag Kron pulled anything like that in the park... Let's just say he wouldn't be walking in the morning.
Jorbo, you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper sack. We all know how it would go if it happened in "the park."
So here's what you need to do. Go outside, and practice falling down. And then practice some more. When you get REALLY good at it, let us know.
BTW, to boost your NIL sales, you might want to consider selling knockout shirts of you laying on the ground. They've got a better chance of selling than anything else I've seen of yours!