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WooBadger18

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I think some like the anonyminity thing. Also, we've picked up quite a few people that post regularly in here, that your never get with a Facebook group.
I also feel like this is so much easier to catch up on than a giant facebook conversation

Can't tell if this was an admission of Woo that he has a girlfriend or not.....
Not right now, no. That was gf 1 and partially gf 2.

Trying to convince the GF for a bj: You're doing it wrong.
Oh, it has nothing to do with trying to convince her. I just meant that idea was 100% wrong and I wasn't much more rational
 

CloneFan4

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My top 2

Crown and Coke - for moderately paced drinking

Rum and Coke - for longer duration drinking (plus it's easier to switch to just coke without people noticing if you need to slow it down)

Other options

White or Black Russians - both are good, but I tend to lean towards these when the weather gets colder; White Russians are better IMO, but will fill you up due to the cream (I see zero chance of a double entendre there)

Screwdrivers - simple, hard for a bartender to f up

Moscow Mule - try one, you'll like it
- or -
Irish Mule - same as Moscow Mule, but made with Jameson; I prefer it


Buying drinks for women - malibu and sprite, malibu and pineapple, or vodka and cranberry juice

For your 21st, you should start with an Irish car bomb. They taste good and really aren't that strong compared to a lot of other stuff people will try to give you.

Shots to avoid - 3 wise men, mind erasers, prairie fire, cement mixer (previous 21st birthday experience talking)

Very well put together guide.

Anything with cream in it is a no go. Lactose Intolerant.

Moscow mules are awesome. First time I got one I didn't know that they had to be made in copper cups and that you had to give your ID for them to hold as collateral if you ran off with the cup. Dumb me had a tab running on my credit card under my name. Didn't realize till I handed her my fake that they had my real name for the tab. We had been talking for a while and I think that's the only reason she didn't kick me out.
 

cyrocksmypants

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My top 2

Crown and Coke - for moderately paced drinking

Rum and Coke - for longer duration drinking (plus it's easier to switch to just coke without people noticing if you need to slow it down)

Other options

White or Black Russians - both are good, but I tend to lean towards these when the weather gets colder; White Russians are better IMO, but will fill you up due to the cream (I see zero chance of a double entendre there)

Screwdrivers - simple, hard for a bartender to f up

Moscow Mule - try one, you'll like it
- or -
Irish Mule - same as Moscow Mule, but made with Jameson; I prefer it


Buying drinks for women - malibu and sprite, malibu and pineapple, or vodka and cranberry juice

For your 21st, you should start with an Irish car bomb. They taste good and really aren't that strong compared to a lot of other stuff people will try to give you.

Shots to avoid - 3 wise men, mind erasers, prairie fire, cement mixer (previous 21st birthday experience talking)

Crown is completely overrated. Get Jack Daniels instead, save the money and it tastes the same. Crown is nothing better than JD or JB, they just charge more because it seems fancy since it comes in a cutesy velvet stripper bag.
 

jcyclonee

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Buying drinks for women - malibu and sprite, malibu and pineapple, or vodka and cranberry juice


Shots to avoid - 3 wise men, mind erasers, prairie fire, cement mixer (previous 21st birthday experience talking)
The drinks for women thing is some good, practical advice from Cooler. I'd like to throw in amaretto sour and tequila sunrise.

Another shot to avoid - snake bite.
 

cowgirl836

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As a guy who was unreasonably terrified of getting his girlfriend pregnant, no that would not be neat haha.

And on the offer for tickets: I can always post in the law school facebook group if anyone wants them. The problem for my friends and I is we're all working on memos which are worth 50% of our grade.


if you think there might be someone, sure. I'm assuming the tickets must be available at will-call cause otherwise it wouldn't make sense for the tickets to be in IL and trying to sell them to people in WI.
 

ImJustKCClone

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Yeah, following that advice would not have helped me. My anxiety was not rational. But I agree with you, that is a terrible double standard.


So I only ever saw this on M*A*S*H and they never really explained it. What did they inject into the rabbit that would kill it if you were pregnant?

Technically, ALL the rabbits died...but the phrase was used anyway.

The original test actually used mice,[SUP][2][/SUP] and was based upon the observation that when urine from a woman in the early months of pregnancy is injected into immature female mice, the ovaries of the mice enlarge and show follicular maturation. The test was considered reliable, with an error rate of less than 2%.[SUP][3][/SUP] The rabbit test consisted of injecting the tested woman's urine into a female rabbit, then examining the rabbit's ovaries a few days later, which would change in response to a hormone only secreted by pregnant women. The hormone, human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG), is produced during pregnancy and indicates the presence of a fertilized egg; it can be found in a pregnant woman's urine and blood. The rabbit test became a widely used bioassay (animal-based test) to test for pregnancy. The term "rabbit test" was first recorded in 1949 but became a common phrase in the English language.[SUP][citation needed][/SUP] Modern pregnancy tests still operate on the basis of testing for the presence of the hormone hCG. Due to medical advances, use of a live animal is no longer required.
It is a common misconception that the injected rabbit would die only if the woman was pregnant. This led to the phrase "the rabbit died" being used as a euphemism for a positive pregnancy test. In fact, all rabbits used for the test died, because they had to be surgically opened in order to examine the ovaries.[SUP][4][/SUP] While it was possible to do this without killing the rabbit, it was generally deemed not worth the trouble and expense.[SUP][citation needed][/SUP]
 

cyrocksmypants

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Technically, ALL the rabbits died...but the phrase was used anyway.

The original test actually used mice,[SUP][2][/SUP] and was based upon the observation that when urine from a woman in the early months of pregnancy is injected into immature female mice, the ovaries of the mice enlarge and show follicular maturation. The test was considered reliable, with an error rate of less than 2%.[SUP][3][/SUP] The rabbit test consisted of injecting the tested woman's urine into a female rabbit, then examining the rabbit's ovaries a few days later, which would change in response to a hormone only secreted by pregnant women. The hormone, human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG), is produced during pregnancy and indicates the presence of a fertilized egg; it can be found in a pregnant woman's urine and blood. The rabbit test became a widely used bioassay (animal-based test) to test for pregnancy. The term "rabbit test" was first recorded in 1949 but became a common phrase in the English language.[SUP][citation needed][/SUP] Modern pregnancy tests still operate on the basis of testing for the presence of the hormone hCG. Due to medical advances, use of a live animal is no longer required.
It is a common misconception that the injected rabbit would die only if the woman was pregnant. This led to the phrase "the rabbit died" being used as a euphemism for a positive pregnancy test. In fact, all rabbits used for the test died, because they had to be surgically opened in order to examine the ovaries.[SUP][4][/SUP] While it was possible to do this without killing the rabbit, it was generally deemed not worth the trouble and expense.[SUP][citation needed][/SUP]

hCG? They named a pregnancy hormone after Cowgirl? Why am I not surprised?
 

coolerifyoudid

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I was familiar with the phrase, but not its origin. I always assumed the "rabbit died" had to do with the idea that a rabbit is a horny little bugger that likes to get busy. When the rabbit died, I thought that was a metaphor for saying that pregnancy occurred.

I learned something today
 

Cyclonick182

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I generally sympathize with my drivers but days like today make me seriously question the hiring process for some of these guys. If I had hair, I would tear it out...
 

coolerifyoudid

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I generally sympathize with my drivers but days like today make me seriously question the hiring process for some of these guys. If I had hair, I would tear it out...

The professionalism in that line of work has been at a pretty rapid decline over the past 10 years. Not all, but definitely as a whole.
 

jcyclonee

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I generally sympathize with my drivers but days like today make me seriously question the hiring process for some of these guys. If I had hair, I would tear it out...
Take off your shirt and start ripping out your chest hair. That'll get their attention.
 
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