Because I feel like being that randomly pessimistic guy after a win, I think we lose. Not only that, Ejim dislocates his should while dunking, then breaking it falling off the rim. Hogue tears his ACL while failing around in mid air with a rebound. Kane runs into a camera man's camera head first and concusses himself. Naz and Thomas read CF and choose not to show up base on the negativity they read. Percy doesn't pass it. Custer and McKay de-commit. SDW misses every shot. Edozie forgets how to do anything but block shots and bank free throws. Morris forgets that there is a game and goes home, and Georges starts writing fan mail to Nerlens Noel saying he deeply wishes he could have played at least one high school game with a great shot blocker like Noel and doesn't remember to leave the hotel room. Tyler Ellermen gets bored and randomly runs off the bench, throws the ball into the stands, flips off the camera and leaves. Hoiberg goes to the NBA and we hire Scott Drew as our new head coach.