- Jun 20, 2006
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Im fine with firing the entire police staff in that city and placing red light cameras at every intersection.
Don't run any stop signs in New Mexico
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Im fine with firing the entire police staff in that city and placing red light cameras at every intersection.
But then they'll have to add red lights, too, as this was just a stop sign. Maybe probing anuses is easier.
That's a slippery slope, the obvious next step is robots on every corner who do the anal probing.
- Mar 27, 2006
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Wesley has promised to do his part, though his post counts might suffer. It's a sacrifice he's willing to make.
I have a policy of hiding drugs in my rectum while driving in NM, just in case I'm pulled over. That way they can find drugs on the first camera attempt and save us all a lot of time.
Holy ****, I've got to think this settlement will be at least 10 figures.
Holy ****, I've got to think this settlement will be at least 10 figures.
No ****! And how many enemas and searches would it take to find it? After all that they put him out and performed a colonoscopy, just because his butt cheeks were "clenched?" Maybe he just works out.
just be sure to wear baggy pants so the cop staring at your *** can't tell if you're clenching.
That is the most disturbing part. Common sense would tell you that nothing is up his *** with the xray. But no, lets give him multiple finger probings, enemas, and a colonoscopy just in case.
You have to wonder what train of thought was going on in everyone's heads to keep looking for something that obviously wasn't there.
On a side note are we sure this wasn't a group of aliens dressed up as cops and doctors because we all know aliens love anal probings.
They just wouldn't give up because they didn't want to be wrong. And they ended up doing way more wrong.
Fire them of course, it seems to me they should also be charged with assault for this kind of excessive probing.
- Mar 27, 2006
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"We've been coming here for 50 years and performing anal probes, and all that we have learned is that one in ten doesn't really seem to mind."
[video=youtube;KBhru5nLpGE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBhru5nLpGE[/video]
there has to be a "how many cops/enemas does it take" joke in here somewhere, a la the lightbulb joke.
but seriously, how could no one, at any point, stop and say "hey you know what, this is probably wrong. We are bad and we should feel bad."
but seriously, how could no one, at any point, stop and say "hey you know what, this is probably wrong. We are bad and we should feel bad."
This is my thinking. It probably got to a point where they said well we've gone this far and if we don't find anything now we're going to be in a **** load of trouble so we might as well go all out and hope we find something. Just mind blowing. I can't believe the doctors were so compliant.
