I think Messingham would get better results if he just switched from throwing a dart at the playbook to drawing plays out of a hat. That would fix everything.
The only explanation for Messingham's continued employment is that he has photographic evidence of Coach Rhoads and Jamie Pollard in compromising sexual positions. Seriously, how can anyone look at his body of work and think he deserves to be retained, if not fired on the spot?
There has to be a monkey in a zoo somewhere looking for a new gig. I remember when Mess started thinking, "Can't get any worse." Way to prove me wrong Mess, way to prove me wrong.