Best "getting out of it" story I have (probably the only)
A few years back, some buddies and I were road tripping on a friday night during the summer. A couple of us had started drinking about 7:00 at my old man's shop, and were waiting on another guy to get off work. He showed up with his 1984 rear-wheel-drive, stick shift Toyota Corolla hatch back. Well, we grab a case of beer and start tearing around some gravel roads. Whip some shitties, go ditch riding, etc. We decide to go back to where we had started to meet up with some other friends. We get off the gravels and have to drive through the town of Stacyville (pop. 400). As we're getting into Stacyville, we meet a car. I notice him hit the brakes. We're screwed. Since I'm the only one over 21 @ the time (other guys were 20 or 19), we start shoving beers into the trunk.
The cop pulls over, and comes out to the car dressed in blue jeans, an untucked cop shirt and white high top sneakers. He doesn't even tell us why he's pulled his over. He just starts yelling at us "Have you boys been drinkin'? Don't lie to me! Get out of the car!" I'm sure that my buddy who was driving is going to jail for OWI (he blew right @ the legal limit, but he's 20), I'm thinking I'll get stuck with providing to minors, and the other guys are probably getting possessions/open containers. Of course the whole time I'm thinking to myself "why did he pull us over?" We weren't speeding, weren't swerving (driver hadn't drank much), and we had checked all of our lights before pulling onto the highway to avoid such a situation.
Finally, after reading us the riot act he goes "where you boys heading to anyways?" We tell him the destination and he says "well, get the hell out of here and if I see this car back on the road tonight, you're all going to jail". It was damn nice of him, but I know that the only reason he let us go is because he pulled us over out of sheer boredom, without any probable cause, and all of our charges would have likely been dropped. I probably haven't gone for a true road tripping night since then.