Your CRIME story
- Thread starter cyspike
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Did the cop beat you up, or try to frame you for something? C'mon, give us something.
Was an accidental stow away on a completely full and expensive 8 hour train ride from Poland. Moved with all my stuff from one bathroom to another and tried creatively hiding so I wouldn't be thrown off into the cities in Poland that apparently haven't been touched since WWII... It was a nervous time for me because I'm not a law-breaker by nature... made it through though..
And I also robbed a few banks and gas stations back in the 90s.
And I also robbed a few banks and gas stations back in the 90s.
Witnessed a jewelry store robbery when I was A kid in Downtown KC. I also am friends with the dude that drove his jacked up Blazer into the VEISHA parade for a few blocks in the early nineties. (ya he got arrested over in Boone Hardees drive thru.)
I woke up strapped to a table with a battle axe swinging suspiciously close to my face. A clown looking thing with a scruffy voice appeared on a television screen saying he wanted to play a game. I could wait and see what type of damage the axe would do to me or press one of two buttons which would lay some unknown damage onto a Hawk or Husker. It was a no brainer, I pressed both buttons at the same time.
Busted peeing on a bus stop at the corner of Lincoln Way and Beach. It was after bar close and I was walking home. The cops made me call people to try and find a ride home, but of course my friends were all drunk and in no mood to be driving in front of the police. So the officers put me in the squad car and drove me home. If you're out there, thanks officer!
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JESUS DUDE, you have one life man, live it! IMO, opposing the government non-violently is the most fun thing ever!
My crime... I'm a registered Libertarian
Oh yeah, I was arrested for being ****housed in public once
Oh yeah, I was arrested for being ****housed in public once
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Unlawful possession of a traffic control device, one orange construction cone and very nearly, a pink flamingo.
I have not gotten in much trouble yet, but I look forward to multiple arrests protesting the status quo. The best thing to ever happen was how bad the government fumbled the OBL story, pure bliss, they suck so bad.
I'm not criticizing non-violent opposition of the government (if by "non-violently opposing the government" you mean "doing drugs" I did plenty of "non-violently opposing the government" in college), I'm just saying I wouldn't quite put it as the best thing ever. Fun, but not the best.
As far as actual convictions, I have about 6 speeding tickets, 2 MIPs, and a public intox. Haven't got a ticket of any kind since 2007 (knock on wood), but thats when I finally got a vehicle with cruise control (most of my speeding tickets were as a result of not paying attention to the speedometer and going faster than I intended to).
As far as actual convictions, I have about 6 speeding tickets, 2 MIPs, and a public intox. Haven't got a ticket of any kind since 2007 (knock on wood), but thats when I finally got a vehicle with cruise control (most of my speeding tickets were as a result of not paying attention to the speedometer and going faster than I intended to).
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It is all good, I just like to be outrageous sometimes. As for opposing government, use of drugs/alcohol, I have definitely "opposed" the government a lot in that realm. As in my political beliefs, I am probably an enemy to the state.
