I wouldn't even touch Paris with someone else's ding dong. You guys that are drooling over her go ahead and enjoy it, the rest of us will gladly pass and let you.
Paris: So, ya wanna?
ISUFan22: Maybe if we were the last two people alive, and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?
That woman is uglier then a mud fence...
I'm not sure I'd classify that as a woman. Something that had a tragic accident with the ugly tree, yes. Woman, even used as an operative word, no.
That thing fell out of the ugly tree and hit every ugly branch. When she landed on the ground, she got run over by the ugly bus and then someone suspecting her of being a bad varmit animal ready to go on attack mode beat the ugly into her even harder with an ugly stick. Then she got picked up by the ugly truck and shipped to the ugly hole where they buried her in ugly mud, some of which was used to make the fence talked about in my previous post
Stupid spoiled *****