Interesting Article About Raiding the PAC-12

For those of you who have a subscription to The Athletic, here's the link:
https://theathletic.com/1652568/202...oregon-washington-arizona-arizona-state-ucla/


For those who don't subscribe, it was a well written piece that makes the case to begin the discussion about adding six teams from the west coast. The AD from USC is apparently open to the idea, especially when you consider the amount of money they could make from a merger. I'd fly out to see Iowa State play in the Coliseum or the Rose Bowl.

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***Official Insider Information Weekly Mailbag 03-04-2020***

Thoughts on This Week's Mailbag

  • I checked my entire Kenny Chesney collection and don't see "Urine in my Coronas" anywhere.

    Votes: 2 16.7%
  • I find the amount of ranch content in this thread very disturbing.

    Votes: 7 58.3%
  • Could a mod please ban cmjh10 for suggesting mozzarella sticks be dipped in ranch? Angie?

    Votes: 5 41.7%
  • I would like to sex this mailbag up! Feels so right, it can't be wrong

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • Where could one find this "Sudanese Viagra"? Asking for a friend.

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • JC really brought some class to this mailbag. Well, as much class as could be given to this mess.

    Votes: 5 41.7%
  • Somewhere out there there is a gender-confused feline courtesy of JC.

    Votes: 4 33.3%
  • Pants' business card - Platy Breeder and Pocket P*ssy Researcher

    Votes: 2 16.7%
  • This maibag should of been better.

    Votes: 6 50.0%
  • Pants' nightmare restaurant - all you can eat pistachios and crab legs

    Votes: 3 25.0%

First and foremost, a few links:
Our official question submissions thread: https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/th...n-weekly-mailbag-questions-submission.251174/

Link to last five mailbags (if bored and need some reading material):
https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/th...information-weekly-mailbag-01-29-2020.254609/
https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/th...information-weekly-mailbag-02-05-2020.254733/
https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/th...information-weekly-mailbag-02-12-2020.254868/
https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/th...information-weekly-mailbag-02-19-2020.254989/
https://cyclonefanatic.com/forum/th...information-weekly-mailbag-02-26-2020.255103/


Insider Information Weekly Mailbag 03-04-2020
Sponsored by Hidden Valley Ranch dressing - the leading beverage in the state of Iowa.
With special guest jcyclonee!


@NWICY doomsday prepping asks: So what is the proper margin whoever manufactures the coronavirus vaccine should make?
JC:
Is this vaccine for the respiratory illness or to remove urine from Corona beer?
Pants: $0. People shouldn’t profit off of life saving medicine.
GTO: Enough to cover manufacturing, R&D, distribution, and trials should be enough to cover all their expenses. Anything on top of that would be considered profit. How much profit should they make? That is the question that nobody has ever been able to answer.
GTO: Urine in your Coronas is an actual issue?
Pants: “Urine in Your Coronas” is my favorite Kenny Chesney song.

@mdk2isu with a follow-up to last week’s CF Civil War question: What about the war will be 'civil'?
Pants:
We’ll all shake hands before and promise not to leak each other’s nudes after break up.
JC: I’ll shake hands but I make no promises about not leaking each other’s nudes.
GTO: The glove slapping across the face and the challenge to a duel at dawn should make it “civil”. Unless you do this:
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GTO: Are we leaking each other’s REAL nudes? Or photos of our stunt penises?
JC: Here’s my opinion about the leaks. Stunt penis for me. I’m over 50 so nobody wants to see my stuff. Stunt penis for Pants. No matter how much he yammers on about “perspective” you can only make one of those little button mushrooms look so big. GTO - We’ve never met so I‘ve never had a chance to check out your junk. That decision will have to be up to Pants and yourself.
Pants: My penis is usually used as a stunt penis for other people anyway. I don’t know if I could pass off for yours though, GTO.
GTO: a little bit of spray tan might do the trick.

@ImJustKCClone coming to terms with the fact that she never makes deadline: This can be for next week:
1) What's your over/under on how many name-changes @Gunnerclone 's "dear so&so" thread will undergo before it dies a natural death or is closed by mods?
2) What was the original name of the thread?
GTO:
I would say at least 3-5 more times before the presidential election. Original name of the thread? Dear Abby.
JC: I have no idea what this thread is. Maybe it’s in the cave. That being said, I can respect any entity that changes its name frequently. Who doesn’t want to occasionally imagine themselves living someone else’s life, being a spy or a rock star? As for the original name of the thread we need to keep this in mind. @Gunnerclone lives in Ohio so it was probably misspelled.
Pants: It’s slowed down, so I’ll say two more times. And I THINK it was “Dear Moderates” but I was busy at work so I didn’t see it until 11 pages in.

@CloneLawman making this too easy: For the next time around...caption this photo. (OR take it and photoshop it into something better)
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JC: New Era launches its new line of clothing geared toward “the curvy man”.
Pants: “That face when you’re thinking about a light snack before dinner.”
GTO: “...for richer, for poorer, In sickness and in health…”

How a HS Career Translates to College

Hey guys,

Recently, I have seen A LOT of discussion invade many threads comparing a high school to future college success. The big one is the debate between Xavier Foster and Bowen Born. Both are fantastic players (at least in high school), but one is seemingly leading his team to the state championship while the other is already out before he even got to Des Moines.

You'd think that the one leading his team to a State Title is the best in the state, but he is not. He's a two-star committed to a mid major. The other is the best player from Iowa since Harrison Barnes (don't @ me with Weiskamp crap).

I remember watching tape of Carson Schleker, Darius Lee-Campbell and Jakolby Long and thinking they were going to be All-Timers to put on the Cardinal and Gold, while I thought others like Willie Harvey and Naz Long would be wastes of scholarships.

So I want to ask you guys. How much does the HS Career matter?

KC Bus trip to Manhattan

The KC Club is taking a bus trip for the game in Manhattan this Saturday and still has room if anyone wants to join. I know the season hasn't been great but it is going to be a beatiful day Saturday and the trip itself will be fun. Going out in Manhattan before and a little after the game.

Deadline to sign up is tomorrow.

https://www.isualum.org/s/565/17/in...833&ecid=7833&crid=0&calpgid=2426&calcid=5020

On That Note: Time Has Come Today

Welcome back to "On That Note," CF’s weekly go-to for music exploration, hosted by @MeanDean, @CycloneRulzzz and cyclones500.

In advance of Daylight Saving Time, we examine songs with specific reference to a time of day. It can involve titles, lyrics or band names. We also accept “midnight” and “noon."

NOT ACCEPTED: "Afternoon,” “morning” or “evening"; general references to time (including the word "time,” demarcations such as hour/second/minute; or “clock.”

If lyrical reference isn’t part of the song title, include the line with your clip.
  • In case you missed it: Last week’s OT: Hot Rocks

Iowa State's (Not NCAA) Tournament Chances

Considering if we win tonight and win the final game Saturday. Our record would be 14-17. How many wins in the Big 12 tournament would it take to be considered for one of those different initial tournaments (CBA, or even NIT). If we play Wednesday and make it to Friday we would be 16-17. Make it to Saturday and lose we would be 17-18. Obviously if we win Saturday we would be 18-17 and dancing. What do you think or does it not matter how far we get we must win out the Big 12 to go dancing, lose and we go home.

WBB: on ESPN+ 7:00 vs Kansas in Just Another Gym

AMES, Iowa - The Iowa State women's basketball team (16-11, 8-8, Big 12) looks to pick up another sweep when it takes on Kansas (15-12, 4-12 Big 12) on Tuesday, March 3 at 7 p.m. on Big 12 Now on ESPN+. The Cyclones have won their last nine-straight against the Jayhawks, and are looking for their second sweep of the season, having topped KU 89-67 earlier in Big 12 action.

Where: Allen Fieldhouse - Lawrence, Kan.
When: Tuesday, March 3 at 7 p.m.
Projected Starting Lineup: Rae Johnson, Maggie Espenmiller-McGraw, Ashley Joens, Adriana Camber, Kristin Scott [Insert: Scott is not likely playing]
Radio: Cyclone Radio Network/Learfield
Talent: BJ Schaben, Jamie Steyer
TV: Big 12 Now
Talent: Josh Klingler, Brenda VanLengen

Nine game winning streak against the Jayhawks.

Chicago Cubs Season Tickets

Des Moines area Cub fans. If you have any interest in joining a group of local cub season tickets holders our group may have an opening. We share a pair of season tickets at $825 each if we split it 9
ways. Section 434 row 5 unobstructed view over right field. There are 81 home games so we like the group to be 9 so we get 9 games each.

We get together and draft for the games.

If they can make the post season, we get together again and draw #’s out of a hat so everyone has a even chance. Then pay as we go since we will get access to the tickets at face.

We may have one opening in our group this year if interested IM me back ASAP.

We plan too draft this week or next at a local watering hole with money due at the draft.

Cruising tunes

A couple of years ago there was a thread on cruising music. I couldn't seem to find it looking back through old threads, unless it was rolled under one of the tailgate music threads. Anyone have a link to that thread they can share. If not, with the great weather, what are your favorite cruising tunes?

March 7th Junior Day Visitors

Commits:
OT Dodge Sauser (5th Visit)

Offers:
OT Weston Jones
TE Max Llewellyn (2nd Visit)
WDE Hayden Nelson (3rd Visit)
OLB Aidan Ralph

2022 Offers:
OT Spruceton Buddenhagen (2nd Visit)
OT Jacob Sexton
OT Lucas Heyer
TE Eli Raridon
WR Rashad McKinley
PQB Jaxon Dailey (2nd Visit)
DT Chris McClellan (Tulsa, OK)

2023 Offers:
OT Kadyn Proctor (2nd Visit)

Others (2021 unless noted):
OT Jamison Bean (2020)
OT Jordan Ver Meer
OT Tyler Maro (3rd Visit)
OT Evan Ladwig
OT Chad Schuster (2022)
OT/DT Kale Krogh: (2022 - Huxley, IA)
OT Riley Starnes
OT Carson Briggs
OT/DT Christien Hawks (Norton, KS)
DQB Raphael Hamilton (4th Visit)
DQB Zach Yeager (4th Visit)
TE Lane Pryor (3rd Visit - Woodbine, IA)
TE Victor Mullen
TE Aidan Nosek
TE Tyler Moore (Johnston, IA)
TE James Carnie
TE/LB Carson Williams (2nd Visit - Marshalltown, IA),
WR Matt Mahoney (5th Visit)
WR Raymone Jones (2nd Visit)
WR/OLB Caiden Atienza (Maquoketa, IA)
WDE Nasir Washington (2nd Visit)
ILB RJ Chakolis
OLB Eli Mau
OLB Tucker Langenberg (Urbandale, IA)
CB Michael Olowo
ATH Aaron Smith (3rd Visit)
ATH Owen Arnett
ATH Dominic Caggiano (Pleasant Hill, IA)
K Logan Ward (Edmond, OK)

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