You might be a Hawkeye if.....

[Cycofan1]

If your a white gangster from Iowa, you might be a Hawkeye

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGrfPFpR2Qs]Notti Boy - Hawkeyes Anthem - YouTube[/ame]

 

[BigDISU1]

you had sex with Roseanne Barr

 

[Clark]

If you've beaten your in-state rival by 30 points the two previous years.




(I've only got a few more weeks left to use that one, so I better make them count)

 

[Istater4life]

you had sex with Roseanne Barr

you win

 

[chadm]

If everytime you get into a conversation about college basketball you bring up football.....You might be a Hawkeye

If you've beaten your in-state rival by 30 points the two previous years.




(I've only got a few more weeks left to use that one, so I better make them count)

You have a one track mind........

 

[Tredici]

If you ever thought Aston Kutcher was funny or cool, you might be a hawkeye.

 

[nj829]

You lose in football to a team that doesn't even score a touchdown...

 

[jsmith86]

You hook up with random strangers in the Metrodome bathrooms.

 

[tm3308]

If you ever taught yourself to play "In Heaven There Is No Beer" by hear on a euphonium (does actually being able to spell "euphonium" negate that, though? ).

 

[JUKEBOX]

You make terrible music.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGrfPFpR2Qs&feature=player_embedded]Notti Boy - Hawkeyes Anthem - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLXqVdTLHfg&feature=related]OFFICIAL IOWA HAWKEYE ANTHEM -- BLACK AND GOLD - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVS9DLuyPqs&feature=related]Ricky stanzi rap - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-11uB9mXZw&feature=related]Iowa Gurls Official Music Video - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tia8HREZbU&feature=related]Iowa Hawkeyes Black and Yellow Remix - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBnqhn47hXM&feature=related]HawkEye Yellow 1iA Remix - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7QlLdTY6s8]I'm in Miami Kirk - YouTube[/ame]

 

[CyCrazy]

If you ever taught yourself to play "In Heaven There Is No Beer" by hear on a euphonium (does actually being able to spell "euphonium" negate that, though? ).

Umm No. It means you will be a virgin for life though. Congrats

 

[Clark]

You have a one track mind........

This is in the football forum yes?

 

[tm3308]

If you've never used "Seneca Wallace!" as a complete sentence

 

[CYEATHAWK]

.........you put vinyl siding on your trailor
"uncle-dad" is on your greeting cards
you think Hamms is a fine table wine
warts are looked upon as beauty marks
the only action your tooth brush gets is scrubbing the toilet
your lady is proud her halter top now doubles as a belt
you think your mom is hot
you think E-I-E-I-O are the five vowels

 

[tm3308]

.........you put vinyl siding on your trailor
"uncle-dad" is on your greeting cards
you think Hamms is a fine table wine
warts are looked upon as beauty marks
the only action your tooth brush gets is scrubbing the toilet
your lady is proud her halter top now doubles as a belt
you think your mom is hot
you think E-I-E-I-O are the five vowels

Now that one got me to laugh! Well played, sir!

 

[nwiaclonefan]

If you boo your own team

 

[UNIGuy4Cy]

If you can name the last Hawkeye qb to start a regular season NFL game.

 

[CyCrazy]

If you can name the last Hawkeye qb to start a regular season NFL game.

Guessing here, Chuck Long?

 

[Doc]

if you don't just **** brown, you **** brown.

 

[tm3308]

Guessing here, Chuck Long?

I know I'm not old enough to personally have witnessed it, but I think perhaps Vlasic got at least one start?