You might be a Hawkeye if.....

[CycloneVet]

If everytime you get into a conversation about college basketball you bring up football.....You might be a Hawkeye

 

[CycloneVet]

If you have ever punched out a cab driver for yelling at you......You might be a Hawkeye

 

[CycloneVet]

If you have ever beaten up your starting quarterback during a steroid induced rage....You might be a Hawkeye

 

[CycloneVet]

If you have ever gotten an OWI while driving a moped....You might be a Hawkeye

 

[CycloneVet]

If your dad is a multimillionaire and you still feel the need to live in government housing....You might be a Hawkeye

 

[CycloneVet]

If you have been conveicted of rape and still have a spot on the basketball team...you might be a Hawkeye

 

[CycloneVet]

If 90% of your fanbase didnt graduate from the University of Iowa....you might be a Hawkeye

 

[Agclone91]

If you have ever created a thread AND been the first 5 responses...you might be a hawkeye

 

[CycloneVet]

If you have ever created a thread AND been the first 5 responses...you might be a hawkeye

Ha Ha had to give everyone the idea

 

[CyCrazy]

You went to UNI

 

[HoopsTournament]

You think Iowa State will end up in the MAC or Conference USA ... you might be a hawkeye.

 

[CycloneVet]

You went to UNI

And to ISU for Vet school

 

[Cyched]

If you've had sex with a stranger in a Metrodome restroom, you might be a Hawkeye

 

[CycloneVet]

If you've had sex with a stranger in a Metrodome restroom, you might be a Hawkeye

I somehow forgot that one

 

[CyCrazy]

you have knuckled one out to a poster of Hayden Fry.

 

[Cyched]

You thought the 2010 NC was in the bag

 

[cayin]

-you think the Big 10 is an elite conference

 

[Al_4_State]

You've worn team gear to a funeral.

 

[CyCrazy]

You've worn team gear to a funeral.

I hope you have witnessed this in person.

 

[3TrueFans]

If you still think Jeff Foxworthy's routine is funny and relevant.....****.