Worst names you have ever heard?

jtdoyle1

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I had engineering classes with a guy at Iowa State named Hong Wai Long, and don't forget about the race car driver **** Trickle.
 

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I always thought the musician Pat Smear had an unfortunate name. It sounds too similar to a certain medical procedure involving the lady parts.

that's not his real name, though. He started calling himself that because it sounded like the medical procedure.
 

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My family is full of teachers so I've heard my fair share of stupid names. One of my favorites was, and I'm not 100% on the spelling, but Le-a. Pronounced Leia maybe? Leeya? Nope. Le-dash-ah, yes, the dash is part of the name.

Why wife is a teacher too and she told me this. I think it's a teacher urban legend.
 

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Nompikelelo Ndlovu

one of my vendor contacts from.... you guessed it. Never know how to really say "Oh Hi Nompikelelo!"
 

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I went to school with a girl named Candy Balls.
I also have a friend named Rocky Waters. His wife is Crystal.
My son has a boy in his class named Bain.
 

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I always thought God Shammgod had an interesting name. How ballsy is it to name your kid "God?"
 

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I always thought God Shammgod had an interesting name. How ballsy is it to name your kid "God?"
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I worked with a couple of interesting names:

+ Jack Glasscock
+ Mike Hunt
+ Kathy Bonner

Also, BuBu and Shaquille are kinda awkward.
 

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