Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius
Here's to you "Mr. Cheer-for-my-school's-arch-rival guy" (in dramatic singing voice: "Mr. Cheer-for-my-school's-arch-rival-guy"). At a major university, where most students take pride in their school and their athletic programs, you stubbornly stand opposed, proudly wearing the colors of their arch-rival. Ohio State shirt at Michigan? USC shirt at Notre Dame? Iowa shirt at Iowa State? It's all the same to you. When no one wants to sit by you in the cafeteria, you know why, and you don't care. Deep down you know "if I won't be the voice of hypocracy and poor taste, who will?" (falsetto singing: "no taste whatsoever!") Oh master of the belligerent, thorn in the side of the student body, thank god you jumped on someone else's bandwagon, or we might all support the school we attended. So crack open a nice, cold Bud Light "Mr. Cheer-for-my-school's-arch-rival-guy" This one's for you.