Why Utah has so much speed

[VTXCyRyD]

I finally figured out where Utah's speed comes from. Its all in their religion. Utah is a Morman state. Mormans have many wives which is equal to many moms for the kids. They screw up or mouth off as kids at home, not only do they need to outrun one mom to avoid a beating, they need to outrun maybe 5, 6, 7, or more moms. That breeds speed!

Plus I hear they wear magic underwear.

 

[CloneIce]

I think the magic underwear definitely played a role.

 

[kgreeny]

You really think a guy named Shaky is Morman?:wink:

 

[edr247]

I would like to hear more about how 'Morman'-ism 'breads' speed...

 

[VTXCyRyD]

You really think a guy named Shacky is Morman?:wink:

His dad may not be a practicing Morman, but I bet he's had a few women besides for Shacky's mom. (I don't know, just a guess)

 

[VTXCyRyD]

I would like to hear more about how 'Morman'-ism 'breads' speed...

LOL, I'll fix that for you

 

[vortex]

It's a little known fact that Joseph Smith ran a 4.2 forty.

 

[NebraskaCY]

I finally figured out where Utah's speed comes from. Its all in their religion. Utah is a Morman state. Mormans have many wives which is equal to many moms for the kids. They screw up or mouth off as kids at home, not only do they need to outrun one mom to avoid a beating, they need to outrun maybe 5, 6, 7, or more moms. That breeds speed!

Plus I hear they wear magic underwear.

Jimmie the Greek is that you?

 

[cycopath25]

What's a Morman?

I know there is a religion called Mormonism.

 

[cycopath25]

I finally figured out where Utah's speed comes from. Its all in their religion. Utah is a Morman state. Mormans have many wives which is equal to many moms for the kids. They screw up or mouth off as kids at home, not only do they need to outrun one mom to avoid a beating, they need to outrun maybe 5, 6, 7, or more moms. That breeds speed!

Plus I hear they wear magic underwear.

 

[Wesley]

It is the special Mormon Crusader Shoes. Forest Gumpish like.

 

[VTXCyRyD]

This was just a theory, I honestly don't know much about the Morman religion, let alone how to spell it. Most of what I know about Mormons I learned from South Park.

 

[VTXCyRyD]

This thread has to be better than the "lets change our mascot" thread

 

[cycopath25]

This thread has to be better than the "lets change our mascot" thread

Don't flatter yourself.

 

[clones_jer]

its a week late - but anyone that is laughing at this thread would appreciate this ... be sure to check the comments - Mormons getting mad on the internet

University of Utah: A (Mostly) Accurate History

 

[clones_jer]

Don't flatter yourself.

I'm pretty sure you typed a message, but all I see is Misty May

 

[salUTE65]

I finally figured out where Utah's speed comes from. Its all in their religion. Utah is a Morman state. Mormans have many wives which is equal to many moms for the kids. They screw up or mouth off as kids at home, not only do they need to outrun one mom to avoid a beating, they need to outrun maybe 5, 6, 7, or more moms. That breeds speed!

Plus I hear they wear magic underwear.

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[clones_jer]

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[VTXCyRyD]

This was just a theory, I honestly don't know much about the Morman religion, let alone how to spell it. Most of what I know about Mormons I learned from South Park.

Glenn Beck, I forgot that I learned some about Mormons from Glenn Beck.

 

[clones_jer]

there's only one "n" in Glen ... I think