Why to hate the Pats

zimman18

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OK, I am not saying they are not a great team, but I can't stand them! And no, its not b/c I lost all of my credits on those turds.

- They talk more smack than anyone
- They seem to catch every break in a game
- Tom Brady is too damn good
- I think announcers want to make love to every Patriot member
- Randy Moss is a *****
- Belachek (sp?) is a sneaky crook
- Everyone of their players is a fantasy football god
- Tom Brady gets more tail than a toilette seat

I hope they go undefeated, and lose in the 2nd round to the Colts. Glorious day!

:skeptical:
 

wheels686

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They got every ridiculous call last week versus the ravens. I hate them so much to. I think they will loose in the playoffs as well. I dont think they will be playing the colts in the second round though. probably the afc title game if they both make it that far
 

zimman18

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Ya, your right, it would be the AFC title game, 3rd week of the playoffs. The AFC has some good teams. I could see the Pats lose to the Chargers, Colts, or Stealers.... I hope
 

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Ya, your right, it would be the AFC title game, 3rd week of the playoffs. The AFC has some good teams. I could see the Pats lose to the Chargers, Colts, or Stealers.... I hope

The Chargers have some SERIOUS issues. They have to be the most bipolar team ever.
 

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I get sick of all of the Patriot bandwagon fans. We have a friend from Rhode Island - HE is a Patriots fan. A lot of people around here only started liking them since they started winning about five-six years ago.
 

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I would like to see them win all their regular season games so we dont have to hear about Shula and the 72 dolphins every year. I am tired of seeing Shula he keeps getting older and more grumpy
 

zimman18

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There is no way they talk more crap than the Steelers. Today, the Pats were just giving it right back to 'em.

From what I saw, both teams were talking mad smack, just that the Pats could back it. It just is a poor way to win, and lose (Stealers). Both teams need to shut up and play the game!

I'm a man! I'm 40!..... sorry, that just popped into my head.
 

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I love Mercury Morris, he has gotten all this press trying to blast the Patriots for approaching their record. He drives me crazy, and I hope they go 19-0 just to shut him up.

You know who I hate though? The Miami Dolphins!

- They don't talk any smack
- They never seem to catch a break
- Whoever is playing QB for them just plain sucks
- The announcers want to make love to all of them, with paper bags on their heads
- Marty Booker is a *****
- Cameron is a fraud
- None of their players are any good for fantasy football
- Their entire team feels like a toilet seat

:biglaugh:
 

06_CY

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There's nothing wrong with talking a little smack during a game, especially when the idiot who guarenteed a win just got torched for a TD.
 

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I would like to see them win all their regular season games so we dont have to hear about Shula and the 72 dolphins every year. I am tired of seeing Shula he keeps getting older and more grumpy

Unfortunately, that tends to happen to everyone as time goes on:yes:
 

ISUKyro

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I'm a Steelers fan so right now I really hate the Pats. That and I'm just ready for them to not always be at the top.
Can't deny how powerful they are, just tired of it.
 

Wesley

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Go Patriots - Brady just put my fantasy into the playoffs by 1 point: 100-99. Go Brady. That said - they are a more fun team to watch than most of the doldrum NFL teams. Otherwise I can relate to this thread. They did humble the Steelers.


The Chiefs looked pitiful today and the Bears are no longer the Bears. Even the Cowboy should have lost if Jason Hanson the Detroit Kicker had made the 36 yard field goal in the Pontiac Dome. The only really consistent team is the Dolphins.
 

zimman18

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I love Mercury Morris, he has gotten all this press trying to blast the Patriots for approaching their record. He drives me crazy, and I hope they go 19-0 just to shut him up.

You know who I hate though? The Miami Dolphins!

- They don't talk any smack
- They never seem to catch a break
- Whoever is playing QB for them just plain sucks
- The announcers want to make love to all of them, with paper bags on their heads
- Marty Booker is a *****
- Cameron is a fraud
- None of their players are any good for fantasy football
- Their entire team feels like a toilet seat

:biglaugh:

Funny post, hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
 

clones_jer

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Go Patriots - Brady just put my fantasy into the playoffs by 1 point: 100-99. Go Brady. That said - they are a more fun team to watch than most of the doldrum NFL teams. Otherwise I can relate to this thread. They did humble the Steelers.


The Chiefs looked pitiful today and the Bears are no longer the Bears. Even the Cowboy should have lost if Jason Hanson the Detroit Kicker had made the 36 yard field goal in the Pontiac Dome. The only really consistent team is the Dolphins.

very nice.
 

Wesley

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Maybe Lou Holtz and Don Shula can give a pre game pep talk to Miami Dolphns before the Patsy game. That should work. Heck, let Don Shula coach the team for Cam I Don't Know What to Do Cameron.
 

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The only reason people hate the Patriots is because they keep winning. Notice no one is talking about hating teams like the Dolphins, Jets, Raiders, etc.
 

ISUKyro

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The only reason people hate the Patriots is because they keep winning. Notice no one is talking about hating teams like the Dolphins, Jets, Raiders, etc.

I hate the Dolphins logo. That thing is ugly.
Feel better, now we have some Dolphin hating :biggrin:
 

Wesley

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Yeah, they refer to them as the Fish. They stink to high heaven.

By the way, Pats had 22 yard rushing. Who needs a running game?