Sadly, at work. My mind is a thousand miles away though.
I am on a beach, sipping Mai Tai's getting a massage by a busty brunette.
Oh wait, Im at work chugging pepsi getting bent over by "the man"
it's nice that you call your life partner "the man" ... but wouldn't your pepsi spill?
No I put it in a squeeze bottle. Your mom and I are more than life partners, we are soul mates.
and on that note, I'm outta here ...
oh btw Bos, you're mom is a hawkeye