We've all had 'em

Knownothing

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If there is a contest of greatest list of people to punch. I will win it with this list I am about to commence with.

1. Jeff Moe-Former Hawk B-Ball Player
2. Kingbury-Former Hawk B-Ball Player
3. Bobby Fiaco-Former Hawk Middle Linebacker
4. Michael Moore-Film Jackass
5. The guy who has on affliction, UFC, or Tapout gear at the bar like he is a fighter.
6. The guy who kisses the bosses *** at work and sucks at there job.
7. Barry Bonds
8. Roger Clemons
9. Bill Belichek and all of his FOB's
10. Steve Alford-I would like to hit him really hard
11. Renee Zellwiger-I want to create a stroke that she already looks like she had. Why is she always squinting. It's like she is doing a gilbert godfreid impersonation
12. Richard Simmons
13. David Hasselhoff-The America's got talent version. Not the Knight Rider/Baywatch Hasselhoff. I loved that version
14. David Caruso- He is actually my favorite worst actor ever.
15. Iron Mike Sharp-Former WWF wrestler.
16. Screech from saved by the bell
17. Spongebob
18. This guy at work that keeps looking over my shoulder to see what I am typing. Yeah you ahole.
19. The staff at Mcdonalds in Norwalk, Iowa
20. David Harrison-Former Colorado Basketball player. You can Throw Donnie Boyce in here as well.
 

GeronimusClone

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Just to be clear here... you are a fan of Patrick Swayze right? I mean he does have a new show The Beast ready to air on A & E. If #6 includes Patrick Swayze I may have to add you to my list....:jimlad: although he would probably just tell me to "Be Nice."

Someone back me on this. I'd give mad props to anyone who figures out my quote.
the name's Dalton.
 
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Lloyd88

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Just to be clear here... you are a fan of Patrick Swayze right? I mean he does have a new show The Beast ready to air on A & E. If #6 includes Patrick Swayze I may have to add you to my list....:jimlad: although he would probably just tell me to "Be Nice."

Someone back me on this. I'd give mad props to anyone who figures out my quote.

I'm including the Patrick Swayze from "Dirty Dancing" and "To Wong Foo" but not the Patrick Swayze from "Black Dog" or "Red Dawn"...........does that help?
 

cyfan964

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I'm including the Patrick Swayze from "Dirty Dancing" and "To Wong Foo" but not the Patrick Swayze from "Black Dog" or "Red Dawn"...........does that help?

don't include the Patrick Swayze from "Roadhouse" and you have a deal! :smile:
 
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cyfan964

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If there is a contest of greatest list of people to punch. I will win it with this list I am about to commence with.

1. Jeff Moe-Former Hawk B-Ball Player
2. Kingbury-Former Hawk B-Ball Player
3. Bobby Fiaco-Former Hawk Middle Linebacker
4. Michael Moore-Film Jackass
5. The guy who has on affliction, UFC, or Tapout gear at the bar like he is a fighter.
6. The guy who kisses the bosses *** at work and sucks at there job.
7. Barry Bonds
8. Roger Clemons
9. Bill Belichek and all of his FOB's
10. Steve Alford-I would like to hit him really hard
11. Renee Zellwiger-I want to create a stroke that she already looks like she had. Why is she always squinting. It's like she is doing a gilbert godfreid impersonation
12. Richard Simmons
13. David Hasselhoff-The America's got talent version. Not the Knight Rider/Baywatch Hasselhoff. I loved that version
14. David Caruso- He is actually my favorite worst actor ever.
15. Iron Mike Sharp-Former WWF wrestler.
16. Screech from saved by the bell
17. Spongebob
18. This guy at work that keeps looking over my shoulder to see what I am typing. Yeah you ahole.
19. The staff at Mcdonalds in Norwalk, Iowa
20. David Harrison-Former Colorado Basketball player. You can Throw Donnie Boyce in here as well.

Renee Zellweger single handedly ruined the movie Appaloosa. This movie had a chance at being "good", but was poor because of her.
 

LindenCy

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I don't think anyone has said it yet, but it has to be Bret Bielema for this:

After the Hawkeyes dispatched Iowa State, 21-7, during Bielema’s senior season in 1992, he met Cyclones coach Jim Walden during the postgame handshake and said, “You’re a big *****. It’s been a pleasure kicking your *** the last five years.”

Link: You’re a (bleep) and it’s been a pleasure . . . « On Iowa
 

cycopath25

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Bratty kids who get every thing they want or pitch a huge fit, and the parents who make them that way.
 

CTAClone

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Blockbuster - I swear I returned that video but they still made me pay for it. Then they found it and never told me and then threw it away after I didn't pick it up after 30 days. Called their corporate office to complain and now have banned them for life. All I wanted was an "I'm sorry, here's a free rental for you". But every single person I talked to said it was my fault. Hate those bastards.

Corporations that treat their customers like crap. Whatever happened to "The Customers Always Right?"
 

loki8838

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I agree with a lot of you, but here are a few new ones in my opinion:

- The entire cast of "Whale Wars"
- Jason Whitlock
- U of North Dakota Hockey fans
- People that use text language...GFU
- Parents who home school their kids
- Fans not in their seats at the beginning of games
- Tim Dwight
- Kevin McHale
- AJ Pierzynski
- People in the drive-up at the fast food joint ordering for 12 people instead of going inside
- Music snobs
 

Together2813

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1. The guy that always farts at my work, which stinks so bad and his gas floats through the vents and i puke all over my computer!

2. Bambi because he's dumb

3. Rush Limbaugh & GWB because they are tools

4. Pillsbury Dough Boy

5. Husker fans
 

chicagoCy

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1. rollerbladers, they take up the whole damn lane meant for 3 people :realmad:
2. anyone driving a bus in Chicago

3. people who don't scoop their sidewalks

4. paula dean

5. people who talk on their cell phones at the gym
 

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  • People who ask "Who are you wearing?" First of all, it is "Whom are you wearing?" Secondly, how can you make a career out of asking such inane questions?
  • Between 95-98% of the people whom are asked the above question
  • The jerk on the mega conference call who asks a question just so everyone can hear his voice
  • Close talkers
  • Anyone who likes the Backstreet Boys more than NKOTB
  • Miller Lite for insulting my taste buds
  • Salesman at Tradehome and American
  • WOI for giving HD a bad name
  • Celine Dion for obvious reasons