11. We had a really kick-*** punter turn into our best kicker this century. 10. We got a really attractive, aesthetically-pleasing, cool looking .com bowl trophy 9. We are so tough we broke Adrian Peterson's collar bone. 8. We made a few guys rich. 7. We made a few uniform suppliers some money too. 6. We finished within the top 3 of the Big 12 North at least twice! 5. Our defense had gotten philisophically more aggressive and statistically better (Oops. That was a "Top Ten things that have NOT happened this Century for Cyclone Football") 4. We have really helped some other college programs establish their recruiting and build a base by giving them a good, quality win over a Big 12 opponent. UConn loves us. 3. We beat Notre Dame! (Oops. That was a "Top Ten good things about Navy football this Century") 2. We have won more 1st halves than Duke has won 1st halves. 1. We have beat the team of a bunch of satin-jacket clad ignoramous's 7 out of the last 11 years.