To DeAndre from CN

Cyclonesince78

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Not for Kane! He can do it all.

Seriously, I thought he might stick around to work out and get ready for the NBA draft while also working toward his degree. A large portion of the degree can be done through credits taken in conjunction with a major project.

Seriously? The dude graduated from college, and that should really be the end of the discussion. He obviously didn't come here to get a masters degree, he wants to pursue his dream of playing professional basketball. And this will likely be the same with any graduate transfer that we may acquire going forward.
 

LegendofRodA

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Dear DeAndre,

Remember when you...
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...and I was like...
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Thanks bro,
Legend
 
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Cyowan008

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Dear Deandre,

You and CN went together like shake and bake, Chinese food and chocolate pudding, or like peanut butter and ladies!

Sincerely,
Ricky Bobby
 

EnhancedFujita

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Dear DeAndre,

I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw an automobile once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry.

The parole board got me into this halfway house called "The Brewer" and a job bagging groceries at the Foodway. It's hard work and I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the store manager likes me very much. Sometimes after work, I go to the park and feed the birds. I keep thinking Jake might just show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doin' okay and makin' new friends.

I have trouble sleepin' at night. I have bad dreams like I'm falling. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. Maybe I should get me a gun and rob the Foodway so they'd send me home. I could shoot the manager while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense any more. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old crook like me.

P.S: Tell Heywood I'm sorry I put a knife to his throat. No hard feelings. EF.
 

Triggermv

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Dear Deandre,

Thanks for such a great season bud. You have no idea how nice it was hearing other teams talk about how they wish they had a team full of 30 year old men like ours. I don't know how many countless seasons where the coin was flipped and I was the one envying other teams. For once, it was nice watching our man-child beat the crap out of every little boy who stepped in his path. Cheers bud, and good luck with whatever the future holds for you.

Sincerely,
Triggermv