Those that have had a Vasectomy

Sparkplug

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Re: The that have had a Vasectomy

Go back for the follow-up. A friend became pregnant after her husband had it done and it almost cost her her marriage until it was proven to him that he was still shooting bullets.
 

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Do you notice any difference during intercorse at all? Does it hurt during? Did you suddenly start becoming more emotional or take up scrapbooking or croshay?

My wife says I need to get it done but I'm scared as hell. I will have to get a week worths of valium leading up to it.

Can you get a discount if you said Chris Williams sent me?

Don't be a weenie - just do it - its not a big deal.
 

intrepid27

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My doctor kept talking non-stop to the nurse about his recent vacation to Spain. I wanted to sit up and tell him to pay attention to what he was doing!! But I figured it would not be a good timeto get mouthy with him.
 

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Don't forget guys there is always abstinence. :jimlad:

This comment makes no sense in this thread, with or without the jimlad. I'm fairly sure no guy would get a vasectomy without his wife nagging him to do so. If he has a wife then abstinence isn't a option.:confused:
 

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This comment makes no sense in this thread, with or without the jimlad. I'm fairly sure no guy would get a vasectomy without his wife nagging him to do so. If he has a wife then abstinence isn't a option.:confused:


You're not married are you? :biglaugh:
 

CyPride

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Your username and this thread = ironic.

But in a better way than that other hot topic thread going on right now. :biglaugh:

More ironic is his avatar. do you think that dude would have a vas. or even worry about getting one? doubtful......:wink:
 

jaretac

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You're not married are you? :biglaugh:

Okay, so that was badly worded. My point is that abstinence is waiting till marriage, so if your married it can no longer be called abstinence; now it's persecution.
 

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You're not married are you? :biglaugh:

Yeah, I don't know if single guys totally comprehend this. We have a two year old and a 6 month old and I'm begging to get this procedure done. I have nightmares about having another kid, but the wife still hopes for one more down the line.
 

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First, be certain you do not want to father any more children.
Next, the valium is solid & I would not have done it without. My wife said I was joking with the Doc (I went to a surgeon, no family doc - that is a good idea, too. Surgeon or Urologist, no family Doc). My best was, "those are big hedge clippers, Doc!" or "yeah, my wife is here. She was wondering if you could throw another inch or two in there."

Second, don't wink at the Doc's assistant and say, "What do you think?"

Frozen peas or ademame work afterword. If you could have it done, I would do it the day before the NCAA tournament's first weekend.

Last, I was required to donate mass quantities to an area sperm bank. It involves some government super soldier project or somethin like that...
 
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XLK9

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First, be certain you do not want to father any more children.
Next, the valium is solid & I would not have done it without. My wife said I was joking with the Doc (I went to a surgeon, no family doc - that is a good idea, too. Surgeon or Urologist, no family Doc). My best was, "those are big hedge clippers, Doc!" or "yeah, my wife is here. She was wondering if you could throw another inch or two in there."

Second, don't wink at the Doc's assistant and say, "What do you think?"

Frozen peas or ademame work afterword. If you could have it done, I would do it the day before the NCAA tournament's first weekend.

Last, I was required to donate mass quantities to an area sperm bank. It involves some government super soldier project or somethin like that...[/QUOTE]

I was buying it all - right up to the end there!:biglaugh:
 

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My doctor kept talking non-stop to the nurse about his recent vacation to Spain. I wanted to sit up and tell him to pay attention to what he was doing!! But I figured it would not be a good timeto get mouthy with
The doctor was talking nonstop to the nurse during mine also. I learned that he was from the same town as my mom, and had dated my aunt. I told him I hoped for my sake that they broke up on friendly terms, he laughed so hard he had to stop for a minute.
I had no problems except for a little discomfort and some crazy bad swelling.
 

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Do you notice any difference during intercorse at all? Does it hurt during? Did you suddenly start becoming more emotional or take up scrapbooking or croshay?

My wife says I need to get it done but I'm scared as hell. I will have to get a week worths of valium leading up to it.

Can you get a discount if you said Chris Williams sent me?

Get it done. A quick snip here and a quick snip there, two days with a bag of frozen peas and your wife bringing you beer because of what you did.

The real bonus comes when your wife's sex drive goes up after getting off birth control.:smile:
 

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Never had it done,
Father of 6