The Insider Information Weekly Mailbag - Questions Submission

[BCClone]

I thought you were serious.

Sometimes I wish it was.

 

[SCyclone]

Why do 'fat chance' and 'slim chance' mean the same thing?

Are you actually Steven Wright?

 

[SCyclone]

For @GTO - have you ever napped under your desk in your cubicle, a la George Costanza?

 

[SCyclone]

What is the over-under on the number of times Eric Heft says "you know" during a typical Cyclone sportscast?

 

[SCyclone]

If the Cyclones defeat the mighty Irish in the Camping World Bowl, what will be the #1 excuse used by Golden Domers for losing?

 

[mdk2isu]

Natalie would probably fill it out better but I suppose she doesn't qualify as obscure, so I can get behind your answer.

ISWYDT

 

[jcyclonee]

Will anybody ever decipher the Rongorongo glyphs?

 

[jcyclonee]

If the Cyclones defeat the mighty Irish in the Camping World Bowl, what will be the #1 excuse used by Golden Domers for losing?

1. Busch Light not brewed with holy water like the South Bend breweries.
2. Too busy monitoring Pete Buttigieg's campaign.

 

[GTO]

I got one for this week. @cyrocksmypants - Suppose that our Men's Basketball Players had to choose a career that best utilized their skills displayed on the court, but can't be basketball. What would each of their careers be?

And, no, you can't use "bricklayers", "brick makers", or anything along those lines as an option.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

For @GTO - have you ever napped under your desk in your cubicle, a la George Costanza?

This was directed at GTO, but I’m going to answer it this week anyway.

 

[VeloClone]

What brand of toilet paper is the best?

False. Black Bear.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

The guy in the cubicle near me hums random **** all day long (A-team theme song, Karma Chameleon, Jingle Bells, the Farmers Insurance We Are Farmers bum ba dum ba dum dum dum, etc)

Would removal of this annoyance be considered a justifiable homicide or should I start working on an alibi?

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Rank the finishers in the 40-yard dash:

@GTO, @cyrocksmypants, Kelechi Osemele, Nate Stanley, the Athabasca Glacier

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Rank the finishers in the 40-yard dash:

@GTO, @cyrocksmypants, Kelechi Osemele, Nate Stanley, the Athabasca Glacier

I actually wasn’t bad in the 40! It was the long distance where I showed my lack of athletic ability.

 

[CoachHines3]

should i ask a question for this weeks mailbag?

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

Pants and I flying solo this week. We've got answers, you got questions. Or is it the other way around? I'm just glad there aren't a bunch of questions related to that game that shall not be named. Fire away until 10:00pm Ames time.

How can two of you be flying solo while working together? Do you just ignore each other until it's time to post the answers and whoever hits "Post reply" first wins?

 

[Cyched]

How can two of you be flying solo while working together?

@GTO Make sure this gets addressed

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Rank the finishers in the 40-yard dash:

@GTO, @cyrocksmypants, Kelechi Osemele, Nate Stanley, the Athabasca Glacier

Whar Big Play Curvey???

 

[VeloClone]

should i ask a question for this weeks mailbag?

You just did.

 

[CloneLawman]

How can two of you be flying solo while working together? Do you just ignore each other until it's time to post the answers and whoever hits "Post reply" first wins?

It's like Goose and Maverick in one plane. They have no wingman/men/person/persons.