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Great call on the Gaffigan clip
As for The Departed, love that f---ing movie!
My favorite characters are easily Sgt. Dignam (Mark Wahlberg) and Captain Ellerby (Alec Baldwin)
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Ellerby: Go **** yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from ****ing your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from ****ing my father.
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Ellerby: You have an immaculate record. Some guys don't trust an immaculate record. I do. I have an immaculate record.
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Ellerby: Queenan is dead. I'm your boss now.
Dignam: I don't give a ****, I'd rather hand in my papers first.
Ellerby: World needs plenty of bartenders - two weeks, with pay!
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Dignam: My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em **** keep them in dark.
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Ellerby: Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a *****; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your **** must work.