1. Kansas state - These guys should be great. That Spalding kid is a lights out shooter and defender. Add that one 7ft 3 kid in the mix and this team is DIE NO MITE!! And as long as Chris Weber is still coaching they will be winning the Big 12 this year and going deep into the ncaa tournament!
2. Texas Tech - Look i know what your thinking... what???? why??? how??? I'll tell you how. Tubby is the best basketball coach in 'merica. Period. Throw that in there with this 6'11 Kravic dude who definitely some how can do something to help this team win. AND We have the greatest handicapped player in the country with LUKE "FLOPPING" ADAMS! Word on the street is he is getting some brand new hearing aids. He will be a Big 12 player of the year candidate. BOOK IT
3. Texas - It's texas. They just win games. Mack Brown is reloading every single year with all that top talent.
4. Nebraska - This is the year the Huskers bring the magic BACK to the Bob Devaney Sports Center. I have no clue who is on this team, but im 44% sure that they average more white guys per team then anyone in the Big 12. And after their 2 year sabbatical in the crazy difficult Big 10, these guys are more then ready to play down to the Big 12. All of this renewed husker fan support is amazing, which will propel this team to a record year. Put this down as my sleeper pick to make a final four run
5. Baylor - Ok so that Griner guy is finally gone, but they will still be winning ball games. I really only pulled this name out of a hat so i have no other points to make for them
6. TCU - Momma always said if you dont know if its ABC or D, just answer C. And since i have no clue where to put TCU, i will just throw them in the general vicinity of the letter C. THANKS MOM
7. OSU - Now that Shaka Smart and Steve Nash have finally left for the NBA, this team is left barren. Boone Pickens' money will win this team atleast 5 conference games, but that is it
8. Oklahoma - I couldn't name anyone that played for the Sooners since Blake Griffin went pro. So they will probably suck again and keep looking forward to football season
9. West Virginia - My boss was reviewing this and noticed that i didnt have these guys on the list. He then said lick my nine. I have no idea what that means so im guessing he wants them at #9!
10. Kansas - Bill Self lost everyone! And its looking like he may have a 3 year rebuilding project on his hands! Poor guy.
11. Iowa State - We beat them last year, so they pretty much suck. No chance in hell they win more then 7 games