If you have enough time, major oil stocks. Warren Buffett's empire just bought a bunch of Conoco Phillips. We all know prices are going to rocket back up to $4 or $5 a gallon at some point.
If you subscribe to that end of society garbage, buy Guns and Food. You have something to eat and if you want shiny worthless stuff, you can use the other purchase to 'redistribute it'.
I have received a considerable amount of great stock picking advice by way of unsolicited emails. Sure, many of these are only penny stocks, but think of the upside! I will put you on the list to receive these wonderful and plentiful emails of selfless advice.