Sneezing - You're Doing It Wrong

[ImJustKCClone]

Watching someone that needs to sneeze, but can't, is one of the funniest things ever.

Sucks to be that person, though

Always knew there was a little bit of the sadist in you...

 

[BCClone]

Worst is when you lose all body control when you sneeze and rip gas at the same time. Things blows out every direction. Was sick once and nearly soiled myself when that happened.

 

[stateofmind]

It doesn't work for me. A sneeze either happens on its own, or my nose twitches for a while first...sometimes leading to a sneeze, sometimes just disappearing.

Along the same lines...does anyone else ever feel like they desperately need to yawn, but can't...no matter how wide they stretch their jaw?

...and does anyone else get the urge to yawn just reading/typing the word? Talk about the power of suggestion!

I've gone through stretches where I "yawn" but it's not really a yawn at all. Horrible, it lasted months one time.

 

[cyclone101]

 

[cmjh10]

Once, not loud, but powerful. I used to hold them in as a kid, probably not smart.

 

[khardbored]

Not exactly on topic, but when I get into a coughing spell, it can sometimes give me hiccups. So then I get this ridiculous and horrible thing where I hiccup and cough together and it sounds like my chest is ripping apart . . .

 

[oldman]

It doesn't work for me. A sneeze either happens on its own, or my nose twitches for a while first...sometimes leading to a sneeze, sometimes just disappearing.

Along the same lines...does anyone else ever feel like they desperately need to yawn, but can't...no matter how wide they stretch their jaw?

...and does anyone else get the urge to yawn just reading/typing the word? Talk about the power of suggestion!

You made me yawn.

 

[oldman]

Worst is when you lose all body control when you sneeze and rip gas at the same time. Things blows out every direction. Was sick once and nearly soiled myself when that happened.

You need to be REALLY careful with that combo!

 

[dtISU]

Fun tip for the day: Re-read this thread and replace "sneeze" with "fart."

I took his advice. This thread is hilarious when you read it that way. Thanks for the tip.