Saturday Poll: Most Annoying Public Displays of Affection (PDAs)

Most Annoying Public Displays of Affection (multiple choice)


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GTO

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Ah, summer. Everyone is out, in love, and undoubtedly showing it in public in all kinds of annoying or innapropriate ways. What types of PDA do you find highly irritating? I've put together a list with some of my most hated offenders, but please feel free to share some of the nes that really bother you.

Poll on its way!
 

cyrocksmypants

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The conjoined diners. Tha **** bugs me more than anything else. You can probably combine the one where they feed each other with this as well.
 

Cy$

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Ah, summer. Everyone is out, in love, and undoubtedly showing it in public in all kinds of annoying or innapropriate ways. What types of PDA do you find highly irritating? I've put together a list with some of my most hated offenders, but please feel free to share some of the nes that really bother you.

Poll on its way!

the documentarians. I get pictures once in awhile but a picture every 30 minutes is too much. Enjoy being in the moment. Also coincides with attention ***** if they post it public every 2 hours to social media.
 

carvers4math

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For me, the handcuffed are the worst. My brother-in-law is like this. It's like he has to be tethered so they don't run away. Was that way with his ex-wife and I didn't know whose fault it was but then the minute he dumped her for gaining ten pounds, he was immediately tethered to the mistress.

The handcuffed always walk nice and slow in crowds too.
 

wxman1

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All of them. I am all for holding hands, hugging and even kissing in public...in moderation.
 

3TrueFans

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It's impossible not to laugh when you see a couple sitting on the same side of a booth/table at a restaurant.
 

cycloner29

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I always like watching the drunk couples or drunk hook ups at bars. They are either in a fight or playing tonsil hockey while groping each other.
 

GTO

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Another one I missed:

The GaGa GooGoos - there's nothing more frustrating than being somewhere within earshot of these two fools. All you'll hear is baby talk. Seriously.
 

ISUCubswin

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Went on a first date last Saturday and kiss cam came on and I straight up said I hoped that we weren't going to be on it because that's just one of the things I never want to have to deal with in my life just because I'm always weirded out by people kissing around me. She took that as I hated being around her. Safe to say, it was our last date.
 

GTO

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Another one:

Tha Butler - no, not Forrest Whitaker. Just a guy who feels the need to open EVERY.SINGLE.DOOR for his girl. Unless she lost her arms in Afghanistan, or is not smart enough to operate door handles, tone the **** down.
 

NickTheGreat

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Another one:

Tha Butler - no, not Forrest Whitaker. Just a guy who feels the need to open EVERY.SINGLE.DOOR for his girl. Unless she lost her arms in Afghanistan, or is not smart enough to operate door handles, tone the **** down.

I open every door (including the car door) for my wife. You're right, she hates it :jimlad:
 

cyrocksmypants

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Another one:

Tha Butler - no, not Forrest Whitaker. Just a guy who feels the need to open EVERY.SINGLE.DOOR for his girl. Unless she lost her arms in Afghanistan, or is not smart enough to operate door handles, tone the **** down.

I'm a door holder. BUT I do understand the annoyance when someone feels they have to race to the door to hold it open, or make the woman wait in the car just so they can get out and run over to the other side to open the door for her.
 

CascadeClone

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Documentarians, and it's not even close. "Look at me! I'm so important" Go **** yourself. The world would be better off if you leapt into a wood chipper.


I also checked "other" - for the couples who wear matching clothes (track suit, windbreakers, whatever). You look like idiots. I always want to give the male a cyanide pill or length of rope so he can end his misery.
 

Goldfinger

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probably the most annoying public display of affection I have witnessed was when College Gameday came to Ames and Iowa State University last winter. The affection our fans showed a college basketball coach was embarrassing.
 

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