Replacing Chuck Norris....

[kevdiv48]

Jake Knott CAN create or destroy energy

 

[kevdiv48]

Monsters are afraid of Jake Knott hiding in their closet

 

[CycloneErik]

The Undertaker sat up, saw Jake Knott, and laid down again.

 

[Colorado]

Jake Knott has been dead for three years but Death is afraid to tell him.

 

[CycloneVet]

If you punch Jake Knott in a dream you better wake up and apologize

 

[CYCLNST8]

When Jake found out his Cyclone career may be over earlier than expected, he visited the Bahamas to blow a little steam. That squall is now known as FRANKENSTORM.

 

[djcubby]

Jake Knott once killed 2 stones with one bird.

 

[Cyched]

Need Jake Knott to donate blood? Hand him a bucket and a gun

 

[Cyched]

How does Jake Knott like his steak? Breathing.

 

[HuxleyClone]

Comparing Jake Knott to a geriatric terrible actor? Yeesh, sorry Jake.

 

[Colorado]

Jake Knott counted to infinity...twice.

 

[SaraV]

Jake Knott doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down.

 

[Daserop]

Jake Knott won the World Series of poker with pokemon cards.

 

[Daserop]

Jake Knott took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.

 

[GrindingAway]

Jake Knott sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Jake Knott.