Perfect Gift for the Lady in Your Life

[isucyfan]

It's called the Winerack, and it provides chest enhancement by filling a sports bra with up to 25 oz. of her favorite drink! The best of both worlds! Great for sneaking your drinks into the big game, or PTA meeting, as the description on their website says.

The Winerack

I'd post a pic, but not sure if a lady in a sports bra violates the rules!

 

[Wesley]

That is what you call downsizing under More Photos.

I thought you were going to say football tickets to the clone-kansas game.

 

[wolverine68]

Hey! That's what my lady got for me!:smile:

 

[brianhos]

So if your wife already has D's, that would turn her into 34OMG's?

 

[4VR4CY]

There is a male version of this too......

Thrillist : The Beer Belly

Lots of sites sell them. I was going to get ripvdub one for his b-day, but got him some Van Winkle bourbon instead.

 

[CyGal]

I thought the guys version of this was socks. I had a guy behind me at the Texas game who pulled nearly a dozen cans of beer out of his socks and pants pockets. I turned around to see what he was doing and his wife tells me "He's not with me". :smile:

 

[4VR4CY]

That is too funny! Ripvdub has taken the little alcohol bottles in and puts them in a coke. We have seen a lot of people taken out of our area for having beer in cans.

 

[HILLCYD]

Back in the day I had it down to a science. I think my all time record was 14 beers. That of course was a very cold game where I had plenty of clothes on to hide the cans.

I know it has been discussed before, but that Bud Light opera commercial is hilarious.

 

[SuperCy]

The guys sitting in front of us were complaining a tthe last game because it was too hot.
When it cools out they always have their Carhartt's on and sneak in their flask. Their wives always get a pop and they mix it up.

 

[CyGal]

The girls next to us bring in a flask every game, regardless of how hot or cold it may be. They have those little flimsy back packs on, and must have a good way of hiding the flask in there.

 

[brianhos]

That is too funny! Ripvdub has taken the little alcohol bottles in and puts them in a coke. We have seen a lot of people taken out of our area for having beer in cans.

Taken out? Like they kick you out of the game? I figured they just told you to get rid of it.

 

[HILLCYD]

Taken out? Like they kick you out of the game? I figured they just told you to get rid of it.

I am unsure of the actual policy, but I have seen both happen over the years.

 

[herbiedoobie]

Back in the day, we used to do the colorguard for the pre-game. We brought the flags and rifles in a coffin-sized container, which we brough in a van, right behind the bleachers where the Jacobson addition went.

No-one ever questioned what went into the "coffin".

 

[4VR4CY]

I am unsure of the actual policy, but I have seen both happen over the years.

They are pretty vague about what they do....

This is under restricted items policy, which includes Alcoholic beverages.

"Any unlawful items are subject to confiscation, and the person in possession of such items is subject to arrest."

 

[cyclonekj]

Back in the day I had it down to a science. I think my all time record was 14 beers. That of course was a very cold game where I had plenty of clothes on to hide the cans.

I know it has been discussed before, but that Bud Light opera commercial is hilarious.

You'd better use the last couple home games to rediscover your talents. Next year there will be no more pass-outs. Now, where did I put that wine bota?