Guys don't do this to women and their clothing, so why do it to us?
Because it's sexy, you idiot! Don't tell me you never looked at your girl, as she walked around in your "way too big for her" sweater and had lust in your heart. I know that I have....
On a sweeter note, while going through some of my stuff from when I was a kid, my wife found a love note from a girl who had a crush on me in Junior High in an old school book of mine. Now, I never found the note, so I didn't know that she had this crush.
MrsPhaedrus was all "aw, that's so cute!" and stuff.
I just want Mary Bodholdt to know that it could've never worked out, because she was tall and very pretty, and frankly, I was scared spitless of her because of that. I played Romeo to her Juliet in the Junior High school play and it about killed me to say my lines, I was so intimidated by her.
Plus, I'm already madly and passionately in love with MrsPhaedrus.