Model Tries Blackmailing Hockey Legend

[ISUCubswin]

http://news.yahoo.com/model-tries-extort-2-000-194420873.html

Short story - 18 year old Czech model has sex with Jaromir Jagr, takes pictures of him sleeping next to her to prove it. Then demands $2,000 or she'll post the picture. He tells her to go ahead and post the picture because he has no wife or girlfriend, so he has nothing to lose.

She posts picture, it blows up in her face because...well, no one is offended on Jagr's behalf, and it is revealed that her boyfriend is a Czech hockey player...who's idol is...Jaromir Jagr.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I mean, ignoring all of the obvious in this, really? $2,000? That's your blackmail?

 

[Fitzy]

CZECH MATE

 

[Mtowncyclone13]

Kateřina Provazníková

 

[TRZA]

Thats crazy because I have never heard anything like this from the Czech Republic before.

 

[ISUCubswin]

I've watched stuff like this from the Czech Republic before...

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I mean, ignoring all of the obvious in this, really? $2,000? That's your blackmail?

If she's dumb enough to only charge $2000, she'd probably dumb enough to believe that you are also a famous NHL player.

#marriedguyadvicetoasingledude

 

[Skidoosh]

CZECH MATE

Thread's over everybody, pack it up.

 

[klamath632]

Thats crazy because I have never heard anything like this from the Czech Republic before.

I've watched stuff like this from the Czech Republic before...

Paradox. Mind blown.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

If she's dumb enough to only charge $2000, she'd probably dumb enough to believe that you are also a famous NHL player.

#marriedguyadvicetoasingledude

If she's so hard up that she's doing it for 2000 dollars, no thanks.

 

[mj4cy]

You gotta wonder if she ever actually thought this plan out or if she just figured "hey my whole life I've been hot and gotten whatever I've wanted"

 

[JP4CY]

If she's so hard up that she's doing it for 2000 dollars, no thanks.

I want to make a joke but don't want to get a mod vacay...

 

[LindenCy]

I want to make a joke but don't want to get a mod vacay...

Now we know it was a good one....

 

[Wesley]

If she's so hard up that she's doing it for 2000 dollars, no thanks.

The dollar is worth more these days .

 

[mdk2isu]

The dollar is worth more these days .

Exchange rate, eastern Europe. That's what...$50 give or take?

 

[isulive2train]

I mean, ignoring all of the obvious in this, really? $2,000? That's your blackmail?

 

[twojman]

would

 

[ThatllDoCy]

This woman is a couple defensemen short of a power play.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

I'd go down on her penalty box.

 

[Bret44]

*Hockey Reference* *Hot Girl*