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So how many times do people here normally poop a day? It blows my mind when people say they only go once a day. It's like, don't you walk around with a stomach ache all day if you do that?!
 

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So how many times do people here normally poop a day? It blows my mind when people say they only go once a day. It's like, don't you walk around with a stomach ache all day if you do that?!
Once. Takes 30 minutes at the same time every day. Like clockwork. Best thing about it is that I'm never in an emergency where I have to run into some dirty public restroom.
 

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So how many times do people here normally poop a day? It blows my mind when people say they only go once a day. It's like, don't you walk around with a stomach ache all day if you do that?!

If I have my daily Mountain Dew, I run like clockwork. I poop a LOT.
 

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He said they're the flushable kind. We have some of those at home for my son, but I've never tried them.

They are completely worth it. But I'm kind of like Andy Dwyer usually.

[video=youtube;vGCIGEUB32M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGCIGEUB32M[/video]
 

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Once. Takes 30 minutes at the same time every day. Like clockwork. Best thing about it is that I'm never in an emergency where I have to run into some dirty public restroom.

This makes even less sense knowing you're not some white European dude and eat foods that actually make a normal person poop a lot.
 

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They are completely worth it. But I'm kind of like Andy Dwyer usually.

[video=youtube;vGCIGEUB32M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGCIGEUB32M[/video]

Do you know of any good comeback stories from any movies?
 

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I'm kind of on a 24.5-25 hr poop cycle, so I poop progessively later every day, and then go early morning about 10 days in a row.
 

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I'm kind of on a 24.5-25 hr poop cycle, so I poop progessively later every day, and then go early morning about 10 days in a row.

I always get at least one in during the work day. Two if I eat something spicy for lunch. Then a nice pre-bed poop usually.
 

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I'm kind of on a 24.5-25 hr poop cycle, so I poop progessively later every day, and then go early morning about 10 days in a row.

I always get at least one in during the work day. Two if I eat something spicy for lunch. Then a nice pre-bed poop usually.

It sounds like I need more fiber.
 

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How does someone work for CF and only have 4 posts and 4 started threads?

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Once. Takes 30 minutes at the same time every day. Like clockwork. Best thing about it is that I'm never in an emergency where I have to run into some dirty public restroom.

30 minute poops? That seems unnecessary.
 

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This post is about the consistency of one of my movements actually.


Speaking of which. My brother, sister in law, and mother, all refer to my nephews poops as BMs. He has trouble in that department and they discuss his BMs on a daily basis when they pick him up from my mothers house.

"Did he have a BM?" "Did he drink his prune juice?"

Just call it poop for cripes sake. The kid is weird enough. They don't need to add more weirdness to his life.