Star Crunch are made with Elmer's Glue and awesome.
I love those sticky little bastards.
Caramel flavored glue and rice.........with natty chocolate....
loved em when I was 12.
Little Debbie cake preference is a factor of the age, situation you are in......
Oatmeal Creme Pies- usually you hit this stage when you are still at home and can convince your mom that they are a reasonable substitute for breakfast. You know, because of the oatmeal and all.
Nutty Bars- this is always, always, the last sweet thing in your house you can turn to when you need a sugar fix. It's usually been there for awhile, that's why they come in a yellow box, so you can spot them in the back of the pantry.
Cosmic Brownies- nearly died until they added the colored thingies on top. Now kids all over are enjoying a Cosmic Brownie renaissance of sorts.
Swiss Cake Rolls- you only eat these when you are poor, and can't afford Ho Ho's.
Star Crunch- for more refined palettes, before they start to hurt your aging teeth. Usually a window of 22-28.
Zebra Cakes (or holiday derivatives)- once married, these are about the only thing you can sneak by that Nazi that now monitors your food intake.