Licentiosus Sententia Sermo VI (RTT VI)

[stormchaser2014]

Whoa, CG has a sig!

 

[GTO]

Ring4Cy - a guy who just came back from the jewelry store and is very excited because he will be the first one allowed in the state of Iowa to marry a college mascot.

(Sadly, the second person marrying a mascot in the state married Herky, moved into his trailer, and is now living in the battered spouses shelter because Herky is abusive, a drunk, and never went to community college like he promised he would).

 

[cowgirl836]

DH....Dangerously Hairy.

we're going to Beauty and the Beast tomorrow and I told DH he's a beast cause his face is hairy and it made him sad.

 

[cowgirl836]

Ring4Cy - a guy who just came back from the jewelry store and is very excited because he will be the first one allowed in the state of Iowa to marry a college mascot.

(Sadly, the second person marrying a mascot in the state married Herky, moved into his trailer, and is now living in the battered spouses shelter because Herky is abusive, a drunk, and never went to community college like he promised he would).

HERKY'S GONNA CHANGE, AIGHT!

 

[isulive2train]

we're going to Beauty and the Beast tomorrow and I told DH he's a beast cause his face is hairy and it made him sad.

It was either that or D*** Hugger.

 

[cowgirl836]

It was either that or D*** Hugger.

Let's def stick to dah husband then

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Done at work or just posting from work?

Mostly just checking in to see if CG was talking about butt stuff still.

 

[Mtowncyclone13]

Why is a lower number a higher ranking?

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

30 minutes away. Changing up the format of the title. Keeping the asterisks for now though.

 

[ISU2]

[video=youtube;1Za8BtLgKv8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Za8BtLgKv8[/video]
just watched this and cant stop laughing

 

[stormchaser2014]

Why is a lower number a higher ranking?

Probably stems from racing. First, or number 1, wins. Therefore, #1 is the best.

 

[stormchaser2014]

30 minutes away. Changing up the format of the title. Keeping the asterisks for now though.

I don't care if it's cheap, as long as it's high quality.

 

[WooBadger18]

Every time I see DH I think "Da Husband"

I always think of Der Husband.

Edit: actually, normally it's der hubby

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I always think of Der Husband.

It's CG and her fishing knife. DH means dead husband.

 

[WooBadger18]

It's CG and her fishing knife. DH means dead husband.

I was still in self imposed exile when this happened, so I have no idea what you're talking about. So I'll just smile and nod.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I was still in self imposed exile when this happened, so I have no idea what you're talking about. So I'll just smile and nod.

In short, CG walked up behind DH with a sharp knife and reminded him that she could kill him right there.

 

[cowgirl836]

In short, CG walked up behind DH with a sharp knife and reminded him that she could kill him right there.

this is pretty much true

 

[cowgirl836]

and why were you in a self-imposed exile????

 

[cyrocksmypants]

and why were you in a self-imposed exile????

Heart break. Way to remind him. Jerk.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

It's like CG just stabbed woo with a hypothetical knife.